Worst song, played on ugliest guitar

A Hey Arnold! Fanfiction blog

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in which a teenage arnold comes back from san lorenzo after leaving for a couple of years with his parents and faces his ex-girlfriend helga pataki

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arnold and helga on a fancy night out

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which helga are you today?

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i just think it's great that in helga's dream in "Married" arnold is still shorter than her, even as adults. like that's just her ideal and i love that for them

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these were my contributions to this year's shortaki week back in june.

prompts were:

MUSE / PLAYGROUND+VULNERABLE TRANSPARENCY / SPOTLIGHT DESSERT / DISGUISE

p.s: the dessert one was a collab between me and the wonderful @meatgiri 💘

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FOOTBALL HEEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD

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what if helga had second thoughts on the day she's been dreaming of since she was 4?

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beanies

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i saw this shirt on some twitter page about boomer shirts and immediately thought of a married helga buying it for arnold """"ironically"""" and making him wear it in public. he only wore it once and now helga sleeps in it

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them

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helga is stuck babysitting olga's baby while her ex/good friend arnold is over to work on a school project. babies are gross, who needs 'em? not helga g. pataki that's for sure.

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college arnold and helga getting along a little better

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🪓👰‍♀️🪦 HERE LIES CYNTHIA SNELL SHE LIVED HER LIFE AND WENT STRAIGHT TO i can't read the rest

timelapse video here!

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the team is called "Helga's Angels" ⚾️

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destress doodling

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arnold and helga as parents

when your wife is about to make a scene at the playground because she overheard another parent's kid call your kid ugly

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Newest chapter of Keeping Arnold is up on AO3 as well.