loveless.

cause i feel like i’m the WORST, so i always act like i’m the best. indie soul eater oc / written by sid.

[sniperdile]

     { ღ } —— ❝ No, he is not my weapon, seeing as I am one. We are just roommates, and friends, I suppose…. You should be zhankful I get along wizh unpleasant people, still, you should try being nice for once, you may be surprised just where it may get you. ❞

     [ Alice is no dummy, she can tell that she’s starting to annoy the poor kid. Unable to help herself, she gives a quick little shake of her head before glancing back up at him, the expression upon her face one of curiosity.        Hm. He’d ignored her comment about the whole partner thing. Obviously she’d struck a little nerve there. Might as well keep that information for later. ]

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “... Tsk. I didn’t ask for you to get along with me. Kindness never got            me anywhere, so you can quit it with the life advice, miss--whatever your name is.” 

It wasn’t as though he couldn’t be nice, but he seldom met people he was able to be nice to without his pride taking a hit, what little of it he has. He huffs, adopting a small pout as her expression changes, bright blue orbs peering up at him with a innocent curiosity sickly sweet enough to make his stomach give an uncomfortable twist. Not that he felt guilty or anything for snapping at her. No, nothing like that. 

[fuckthejob]

{– ♞ –}

   Well, now he’s beginning to reconsider hurting the Meister. Maybe if he knocked him upside the head hard enough he’d start to forget–

   No. No. That wouldn’t be right, should at least try and be a little bit civil and leave out the violence.

        “You know what–Yeah. Something did happen, but hey, everyone experiments in their younger years, and now I know, you’re god damn disgusting. You have a tongue like a dog.”

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “Aw, come on, don’t be like that. You liked it back then.”            He actually didn’t doubt that he was a terrible kisser in his younger years. In fact, he didn’t doubt that he was still a terrible kisser to this day, as he had very little experience, but if memory served, Kyle hardly complained during their exchange all those years ago.

[sniperdile]

     { ღ } —— ❝ He is not my weapon, please do not call him so. I do not… Know which universe you are from however, but he does not act zhat way towards me? I mean, sure he has his moments and such, but generally he acts very ah, pleasant towards me. Maybe if you were nicer zhan you would understand? ❞

     [ The little weapon isn’t very impressed with this guy’s attitude, and it’s pretty obvious with the look she’s giving him. ]

     { ღ } —— ❝ I assume you are a student at zhe Academy? Now, I do not know if you are a meister or a weapon, but I have a feeling zhat you do not have a partner due to zhe way you act, hm? Please feel free to tell me if I am wrong. ❞

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “Aha, right, sorry. My bad. Not your weapon, got it. Just a friend then?           Let me clue you in on something about your friend in that case. He’s not pleasant. Neither am I. Not to each other. It’s just how it is. I can be nice.. but probably not to him.” 

What she didn’t seem to understand was that he really had meant it when he said it was just how their relationship worked. The meister in no way hated the blond truthfully, but he did grate on his last nerve on more than one occasion.  Just as she was at this very moment with every incredulous look and stubbornness towards the belief that her friend was pleasant with everyone... but even more so with her last remark, an irritating reminder that after his latest argument with his partner, he currently wasn’t sure as to whether he had one or not.

“You’d be right about that. But what I am is pretty irrelevant and so is whether I have a partner or not. That’s not what we’re talking about, so drop it.”

[fuckthejob]

{– ♞ –}

      “–……….”

   Teeth clench and grind together, the Weapon at a complete loss of words–no comeback, no shitty remake. Nothing. 

   Why oh why couldn’t Riley of just forgotten about that–hell, it was one time! And it was in no way as graphic as he was making it seem.

        “Says–Says you. It wasn’t like you did anything to stop it. Pretty sure you were the one who wanted something up there so badly in the first place.”

   Nice stutter there, bud. 

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   The meister can’t help but laugh at his blank expression, coupled            with complete silence to make for the best reaction he could have ever hoped for. If it was up to him, he would have forgotten long ago, or better yet, never remembered in the first place, but life wasn’t fair. 

“Hey, what can I say? I was young and stupid and really, really not sober at all. You on the other hand.. I’m pretty sure you were all there mentally and begging for it. That must be embarrassing for you. Did I bring up a touchy subject?”

[sniperdile]

     { ღ } —— ❝ Do…. You want me to be honest? I do not really zhink he is bozhering you, but if I must, I will not hesitate to pull you two apart. What? Are you not going to tell me to ditch zhe ‘classic schoolgirl get-up’? Interesting. ❞

     [ She arches an eyebrow at him, mouth twitching some out of annoyance. Alice could see how this boy worked– He liked to pick on others, but when called out on it, he liked to play innocent. Not gonna work on her, boy-o. ]

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “You.. You’re joking, right? What, am I in an alternate universe             where he’s not a crude, unpleasant individual to be around? Either way, pull us apart if you want. Keep your weapon--or whatever he is, far, far away from me. He’d probably appreciate that too.” And he’ll just go ahead and ignore that last bit, because he’s not exactly sure how to go about explaining that while the headband really needed to go, no one could go wrong with a schoolgirl outfit in his opinion. 

[fuckthejob]

{– ♞ –}

      “Oh, you wanna see cruel? Just wait ‘till I shove my blade right up where the sun don’t shine–”

   On cue with his speech the weapon’s arm is held out, the limb giving off a bright purple glow before transforming into a sharpened blade–of course, he’d never actually harm the other. Probably. But what kind of threat would it be if he didn’t show off?

        “Just keep on talking.”

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “Oh, now that’s scaaaary. You gonna cut me up? But wait--             weren’t you the one who used to gush about wanting something shoved where the sun don’t shine?” Oh Kyle, you really shouldn’t say things he can turn around to use against you. “That was you, wasn’t it?” The meister teases, a wide grin etching onto his lips as he struggles to contain his laughter, undaunted by the weapons’ ‘threat.’

[sniperdile]

     { ღ } —— ❝ Mmmm… I zhink you are lying. He does not seem very… Keen wizh it. I understand zhat he is a big boy and all who can take of himself, but I would like for you to know zhat I do not like when ozhers pick on him. ❞

     [ Mmmm. Definitely not his meister– Well, she was his ex-meister, but definitely not his now. ]

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “Does this look like the face of a liar? I’m being 100% honest here.              It’s been that way since we first met.. but in any case, I get where you’re coming from, but all I can tell ya is that I’ll stop pickin’ on him when he stops botherin’ me.” Which is his indirect way of saying never, but what she didn’t know wouldn’t hurt her. “You really should tell him to ditch the headband though.. it’s not right.”

[sniperdile]

     { ღ } —— ❝ I– Somezhing on your face…? No, I am just surprised zhat you ah, waste your time wizh bozhering Kyle. It is…. Ah, very low of you? ❞

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   So that was it. He had thought she looked familiar, but no              names came to mind. It shouldn’t have come as a surprise to him that she was a friend--or worse, the meister of that little sewer rat, here to defend he who couldn’t defend himself. “Hey, when you’re right, you’re right. But that’s just sorta the relationship we have.”

[fuckthejob]

{– ♞ –}

       “–God, do you ever stop talking? Your voice is giving me a headache.”

   To emphasis the weapon brings a hand up to his head, a heavy sigh spilling passed thin lips. Ah, Riley. Yeah. He didn’t miss him at all. 

         “And whats so special about your getup? ‘Least I can pull my look off. You look like garbage wearing a trash-bag to prom.”

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “Not when I’m having this much fun.”                A chuckle slips past his lips as he pockets his hands, eyes rolling at the dramatic display from the other. Deciding to follow his lead, the meister places a hand over his heart and gasps, feigning hurt at his jab.

“Now you’re just being cruel. Oh, the inhumanity. You really are awful.”

[sniperdile]

     > > > > > Oh…OH…. Oh no…. [ attractive male alert ]

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “Ah, man. What’s that look for? Somethin’ on my face?”             She’s gonna make him flustered if she keeps staring.

[fuckthejob]

{– ♞ –}

       “–…”

   A loud huff and a hand reaches over to roll up the opposite sleeve of his sweater, a sneer quickly placing itself across the weapons features. Oh boy. Dissing the headband. Rude.

         “Of course I fucking wash it, unlike you, I wasn’t raised in a barn.”

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   “Heh, forgot how easy it is to get a rise out of you.             And maybe I was raised in a barn, but where and when were you raised? During the 70′s? That’s the only time a headband like that is acceptable. You gonna break out some disco moves? By all means, go ahead.” The corners of his lips upturn in a faint smirk, his sour mood taking a turn for the better with every moment spent irritating the other.

[sniperdile]

     > > > > > Someone is being mean to Kyle sensor going off.

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   In his defense, Kyle is a little bitch and deserved it.

[fuckthejob]

absentact

[fuckthejob]

{– ♞ –}

      “Gross. Looks like Alice’s cat brought in another dead animal.”

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

  “Wow, funny stuff. How long you been savin’ that up for me?           Weeks? Months? That hurts, Kyle. Really. I’m in serious pain here. Anyway, I was just dropping by ‘cause I heard it was your birthday yesterday. Your gift is some advice. Take off the stupid fucking headband already. I can’t take a word you say seriously when you’re still wearing it. Do you even wash it? I bet you don’t.” That’s not really what he got him, but a little friendly advice never hurt anyone.

[lackheart]

・・・・・☆

   Guess who’s back, back again.           This asshole’s back, tell a friend.

[sniperdile]

     ”I…Uh— I am confused.”

[lackheart]

   "Don't worry about it. It was just a little joke."

[aryll]

"oikawa wearing a sweater that says ‘hot girls have problems too’" im on it. im fucking on it

it’s transparent in case for some godless reason you want this on your blog

[lackheart]

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