damnant quod non intelligunt

highest ping around

[prokopetz]

It’s not terribly mysterious why shit like the load-bearing coconut happens. Usually it goes something like this:

Goal: the programmers have a bunch of data they need to have access to in every scene  

Problem: the game engine they’re using does not support a global scope  

Solution: create an invisible game object that holds all of that data in its attributes, and make sure it’s the first thing that loads in every scene  

Additional problem: the game engine requires every object to have a texture assigned to it, even if it’s never rendered  

Additional solution: assign this random stock photo we just happened to have lying around as the texture for the fake global scope object  

Result: the resources folder now contains a random JPEG of a coconut that can’t be removed or else the whole game stops working

One might think that this understanding would make load-bearing coconuts less funny, but this is not in fact the case: it makes them much, much funnier.

[idontevenremember5minutesago]

I still just cannot believe they made Fred obsessed with portraying Toxic Masculinity in the Velma show.

Fred?

‘Ascot wearing’ Fred?

‘Metrosexual icon’ Fred?

‘Cried openly during the goodbye scene in Alien Invaders’ Fred?

‘Drinks his respect women juice daily’ Fred?

‘Unapologetically affectionate with Shaggy’ Fred?

That Fred? Obsessed with Toxic Masculinity? The audacity. The gall. The clownery.

[mysharona1987]

The French really don’t fuck around.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Awesome

[timidloner-deactivated20250406]

So, no more asks for today! Tune in tomorrow for more, haha! Let me proceed and fangirl about some things, you're welcome to ignore me if you want. I just want to scream my feelings somewhere.

But anyway, have you guys seen Black Panther 2 yet???? C'mon, you guys should have known I was going to freak out about that movie the moment I saw it!!

You should have seen the theater when any reference to México was brought up! Everyone in the cinema went: "Oh, that's us" YES! IT WAS US!

And motherfucking NAMOR! NAMOR! Marvel actually chose a man of indigenous features for the role! You guys don't know what that means to me (or maybe you do), but I have native features, just like Tenoch Huerta, and seeing him on such a big production like Marvel with a leading role was beautiful to me.

I just HOPE people won't treat him like shit here in México, the last time something like this happened with Yalitza Aparicio, she was treated so bad! UGH!!

And the way they adapted Mayan culture was so beautiful. MAN, the way they choose Kukulkán to be his name, the god associated with water? And do you guys know that Kukulkán is thought to be Quetzalcóatl's predecessor?? A god related to the day and light?? And they showed a Sun underwater while Namor said: "I brought the Sun to my people" YES KING

The Mayan dialect!!!! The wardrobe! The painted murals! The underwater city! They even showed the colonization of México for a little bit! They weren't cowards!

And they didn't kill him! I'm so glad they didn't kill him! T_T

When I said that I saw Joren as a latino with a tawny complexion this is what I meant, a man with indigenous features, can't believe Marvel beat me in my mission to give myself some representation, HA!

The urge to run off to make fanfics for Namor is strong, not gonna lie!! But don't worry, I'm managing!!!

He's my new babygirl, my murderous man with grey morality!! The way he's called "El niño sin amor"??? NOOOOO They really made him irresistible to me!!

[jaykaycreates]

How I imagine the 1st day of the event went 

Reblogs are read and appreciated <3

[callmearcturus]

it's all falling down now

[catchymemes]

[rowark]

Elon Musk tried to correct Bernie Sanders about insulin, and ended up getting fact checked by his own platform 🤣🤣

(Oh and... note that Bernie says the patent for insulin was sold in 1923, which is true, and Elon "corrects" him by saying insulin was discovered in 1921... that's also true, but shows that Elon Musk lacks basic reading comprehension lmao)

Oh! And, the reason the patent for insulin was originally sold for $1 had nothing to do with the price of insulin... it was because Sir Frederick Banting, the scientist who discovered insulin, intended for it to be free. He famously said that insulin does not belong to him, it belongs to the world.

He sold the patents to the University of Toronto for $1 because under Canadian law, $1 is the minimum anything can be sold for, when legal ownership changes hands. If you want to gift a car to someone, you have to sell it to them for $1 in order to legally transfer ownership. Same rule applies to patents.

[liquidstar]

i never fell for the notion that piracy is theft bc where i grew up the only dvd shop in town just had 1 box of each movie for display, and when you brought it to the front the dude would just burn a pirated copy of it right in front of you and no one ever cared

[lad-the-1mpaler]

Celebrities are the last thing we need to worry about with the Big Migration (tm)

the first thing is web3 virgins & cryptobros trying to bring that shit over here

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[charlesoberonn]

I’m bored. Might start a new offshoot of Christianity.

[charlesoberonn]

Satan is the fourth member of the Quadrinity alongside God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

We only consider canonical books that were rejected by the canons of other denominations.

No baptism, but the congregation goes to a waterpark every Easter to wash away our sins, but in a fun way.

[charlesoberonn]

Virgin Mary is swapped out for Bloody Mary (the drink).

Joseph is canonically God’s boyfriend.

Each of Jesus’ disciples had a specific miracle only he could perform. And also a theme song.

[charlesoberonn]

It better be!

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[blackwoolncrown]

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[normal-horoscopes]

We are full of so many fuckign guys

[cloudstation]

my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we're mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren't very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it's a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.

americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks