Monsterfucker

I have no shame

[skepticalbonker]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Melon Flowers

“The Beastars world promises balance.

It lies.

Chaos doesn’t end with Legoshi’s story—it slips away, changes cities, changes masks. Some predators can’t be caught. Some prey can’t be tamed. And when they meet, nothing stays ordinary for long.”

Finally pushed through that bitch insecurity and made myself post it, this story went through some ups and downs but I genuinely believe the structure can prevail. Or at least feed the Melon fandom a bit lol

I hope you enjoy

[thevcosmos]

My pennywife <3 (greyscale after cut)

[lenore-spirit-808]

Yes ma’am he is a killer AND a sex icon

[fishbowlonyournuts]

The way i started to stroke my shit as soon as I saw him

[esthesiaart]

I like to imagine Emmrich in gothic settings, wandering through dark corridors lit only by candlelight, in search for spirits. Or: you wake up in the middle of the night at the Lighthouse, step out of your room, and find him waiting for you 😌💕 . (You can find prints on INPRNT—link in bio) . Reference from Penny Dreadful

[lavenderprose]

Thank you God and also Jesus for giving Emmrich the most rizz of any character in this game. It would have been so easy to make the goth academic fifty-year-old the butt of every 'awkward loser' joke that anyone even slightly to the wrong side of nerdy has ever heard. Instead he's a fucking beacon of game in a sea of thirty somethings with crippling social issues. Neve says 'I love you' like someone is forcing her to do it at gunpoint, Davrin does nothing but hookups because he's decided he's constantly seven seconds away from death, Harding is repressed as fuck, and don't even get me STARTED on Lucanis. My man has cried through every orgasm he's ever had.

Meanwhile Emmrich's making wisps dance for Rook and taking them on romantic cemetery dates and making tender love to them in a COFFIN. He KNOWS Rook is into him and he immediately lets them know it. He's fun and funny because he likes dead things and books a bit too much but he can also look at you from across the room and stroke a finger over his mustache and you KNOW where you'll be sitting at the end of the night. Unambiguously this man fucks. Thank you for my life Sylvia Feketekuty.

[soulbound-mage]

This is not when I wanted to pause the game but it might be even better.

[thescarleteagle]

No one, literally no one:

Hermione and Victor in Goblet of Fire during the second task:

[ladafundesh]

Niiiiiiice

[dykemcqueen]

they might as well have had sex in front of me. im counting this one. ✅

[galaxyspeaking]

Feeling fantastic about this 😌

[ladafundesh]

Interesting... I am half way through "Mortal Coil" and this book takes place on Christmas and New Year's. I guess I chose the right time after all.

Marry Christmas everybody! Hope you're enjoying your holidays as much as I am.

[ladafundesh]

I am NOT ok..

Those words gave me a flashback from the first time I saw Spider-Man: Far from Home trailer. How after Tony died Peter was crying and saying: "Everywhere I go I see his face. I really miss him."

It really broke me at the time and now I it's happening again with Skulduggery.

[roarhavensend]

super annoyed that i’m attracted to a 400 yr old skeleton 😒😒

[lilboppaloola]

Why are you Valduggery again?

My daddy never loved me

[ladafundesh]

I am sorry AHAHHA

but same

[coffeemanga]

[ladafundesh]

I am dying 😂

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[xvi-memes]