Why Blood of Tyrants is the funniest Temeraire book :
An old dragon general whacks Maximus on the ass with a stick
Laurence (prisonner, under threat of torture) gets offended when someone claims he's too weak to undergo normal torture and only holds back at the last moment from arguing that yes, he CAN endure torture
Iskierka pulls a "baby in the elevator" situation at the worst of times
Napoleonic troops invent the chainsaw during the Russia campaign
Maximus does the equivalent of a frat bro looking up from his burger with sauce all over his face and going " 'sup" at a high-ranked dragon noble related to the imperial dragons.
Temeraire gets very embarrassed in front of his noble dragon girlfriend when everyone goes "WELP, looks like it's late, better go iron my dragon and leave you two alone tonight wink wink nudge nudge" and scuttle away
Tsar Alexander throws a tantrum after a peace meeting with Napoleon
Laurence accidently crashes an assassination attempt by hiding behind a chair
Iskierka is incredibly rude in front of Mei and leaves. Right afterwards, Mei reveals she speaks English.
The dragons have a water fight in the chinese imperial palace.
Laurence does a Drunken Shakespeare In the Park with an old Japanese dragoness
General Chu lives the "ready in 5 min and doomed to wait two hours for everyone to pack up" hell
Laurence and the crown prince of China bond by setting fire to a house
The imperial chinese court treats Laurence like a well-meaning but uneducated foster kid recently adopted and that's why you have to forgive his rude outbursts :)))
The metaphor-filled debate with Laurence thinking "wtf are they doing"
A dragon doctor hired to treat Temeraire orders a massive amount of rice and tuna, seemingly for his patient...and eats them himself instead
An american dragon tries to teach Temeraire & co about capitalism. It doesn't take.
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