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forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"
genuinely nothing is more corrosive to love, respect, or trust than the insecurity of forever being second and last in line. of always being the plus one but never invited; always tolerated on their behalf but never wanted on your own. of knowing that nobody's jealousy or admiration is about you at all, only your place at their side. you tell them that you feel like you only exist when you're with them, and they laugh, charmed, but it isn't a figure of speech. it's not enough that they love you best if everyone else loves them better.
Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it
americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those
when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged
#stuck
i really love monstrous regiment. of course there is much to be said on the story's handling of gender, and indeed much has already been said on the topic. but one thing i don't see discussed much is something i picked up on my second read.
the dichotomy between Jackrum and Blouse.
on the first read through, the book was largely a comedy to me. the snark and absurdity, and of course i was too taken with Maladict's hypnotic insouciance to be paying as much attention to the themes of the book as i should have. but on the second read, the book became much more serious, and the themes of war and politics made themselves known. i also came to understand Jackrum and Blouse much better.
jackrum is not just a jolly old soldier keeping his lad's secrets and having a bit of a laugh on the side. he is a hard man, and ruthless. by real word standards, a war criminal (maybe by discworld standards too. i do not know if the disc has a geneva convention to violate.)
and Blouse is not just a clueless schoolboy in a uniform. a bit naive, and inexperienced certainly, but genuinely intelligent, and most crucially, open minded.
jackrum represents the past; tradition, the way it's always been done. he held in his mind the key to progress, but did not use it. preferring to stick to the game he knew, than to attempt to change things for the better. an authoritarian in an authoritarian institution.
Blouse on the other hand, was a force of change. he studied history, sure, and had a respect for the great generals, but he undertook those studies with a mind to innovation. he was consistently thinking outside the box and coming up with strategies that utilized the resources at his disposal (that he knew of) to their best potential rather than fall back on standard army procedure.
indeed it was this that created the most friction between him and jackrum. he refused to play by the rules, and jackrum seriously considered killing him for it. and if he had? the regiment would not have fared nearly so well, and at the end, no one would have been there to insist that they be treated as soldiers, it was Blouse that stood by them as a stalwart ally. so that when jackrum finally arrived on the scene, change was already in motion, and he had no choice but to see his lads through it safe. had their positions been reversed, jackrum would have tried to smooth things over and keep everyone in the closet.
but if jackrum hadn't been there, they wouldn't have survived at all. it was his experience and cunning that saw them through to the end, and his reputation that forced Blouse and the regiment to be taken seriously.
so it's not so simple as jackrum = bad and blouse = good. you cannot have the future without the past, and what are past battles for, if not to secure the future. jackrum lost sight of that for a while, but his little lads reminded him. so on the foundation he laid, Blouse and his soldiers brought a new day to Boragravia, as glorious as a great big fish.
Dracula characters' favourite Austen characters
Jonathan Harker: Elizabeth Bennet We know that Jonathan likes literature, but we also know that he is not a hipster about it, right? The Shakespeare play he quotes the most is Hamlet. So I think his tastes in Austen characters would also lean towards the obvious, and lively, funny, spirited Elizabeth Bennet would appeal to him most of all. His least favourite character would be Catherine Morland, because he's been a Gothic heroine himself, and he didn't enjoy it very much.
Mina Harker: Marianne Dashwood Much as I kind of want to assign Mina my own favourite Austen character (Elinor Dashwood), I think Mina has her share of sense in real life, and maybe prefers a bit of sensibility in her fiction. She does like hanging around in graveyards and reading Walter Scott, after all.
Lucy Westenra: Henry Tilney Lucy would fancy the pants off Henry Tilney. Teasing, affectionate and protective is a combination that I think would really appeal to her, both in fiction and in real life. Henry feels like he's midway between being a Quincey and an Arthur, and Lucy would love him for seeing Catherine make silly mistakes, and loving her anyway.
Arthur Holmwood: Charles Bingley I've generally tried, here, to choose characters that Dracula characters would like, rather than characters who they resemble, but I suspect for Arthur it's one and the same. Reliable, kind Charles Bingley, whose biggest flaw is placing too much weight on his friend's opinion, just seems like Arthur's kind of guy.
Mrs Westenra: Fanny Price Dutiful, moralising, quietly judgmental Fanny Price is my least favourite Austen heroine, and I suspect that Mrs Westenra would like her for all the reasons that I don't.
Quincey Morris: Mr Bennet There are two types of people in relation to Mr Bennet: those who love his dry wit, and those who look past that to see how much he fails his family. With much love to Quincey, I think he would fall into the former camp. He's a quick, perceptive thinker but I don't see him going in for close readings of literature. Mr Bennet is amusing; Quincey would be amused.
Jack Seward: George Knightley This is a pure vibes thing but the Emma and Knightley love story - in which he knew her as a child and grew to love her as an adult, guiding her to better behaviour along the way - just strikes me as something that Jack would find so romantic. In fact, Jack's own happiness would be better served with a Knightley than with an Emma, but he doesn't realise that yet.
Abraham Van Helsing: Captain Wentworth Van Helsing loves a bit of brave English manhood, and there is no Austen character who fits that mould better than the stoic, resourceful, romantic Captain Wentworth. Van Helsing sobbed over Wentworth's letter to Anne, you can't tell me that he didn't.
personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist
consider: Dirk Dansom, the man who canonically made it his mission to learn everyone’s birthdays, going on post-Mermaid Mask to send birthday gifts to his submarine friends every year. or cards at least. Wirman isn’t that surprised at the first one he receives, bc he knows Dirk is Like That, but he IS surprised at how genuinely thoughtful the gift actually is when he opens it up.
Dirk sends Tadpole’s and Zephyr’s presents to the Silkwirm-on-sea post office for them to pick up whenever they happen to return to harbour. Mariana Moon is infinitely amused that his gifts manage to find her no matter where she is. the first time a package shows up from him at the girls’ house, wrapped in colourful paper and pretty ribbons, Poppy stares at his name on the return address and says something to Symmetry and Sinthia about ‘oh so when you said that famous movie star hunk Dirk Dansom was a total sweetheart, you like, REALLY meant it, huh?’
he sends something to Grimoire’s and Sally’s office and Sally’s like ‘we didn’t even TELL him our birthdays, Grimoire, what the fuck’
‘It’s good to be back,’ says the actor in a new trailer for the forthcoming Ebenezer. Has everyone forgotten about the ghosts of his past?
my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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no idea who bibi und tina are but im glad you’re enjoying this post my german friends
Oh my god. Oh my god. Tangle tower AND Mermaid mask spoilers
tangle tower is located right in the middle of the remains of where the mermaid's egg used to be. Those cliffs are a part of the leftover shell. Oh my goddddd
It took this seeing this fucking drawing to make me realize it for some reason but that's why the lake water is weird and mutates everything around it!! It's the amniotic fluid!!
That's why the snowglobe looks like that!!!!
THAT'S WHY THERE'S FUCKING EGG IMAGERY EVERYWHERE. OH MY GODDDDDD
I'M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT
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It really puts into perspective how insane it must've made gripp. If something so giant, so big that she has an egg that is miles and miles big, then what does that mean for him? I can't even fathom it, if something bigger than i can ever imagine took notice of ME, and even talked to ME, then I think I would also sacrifice everything just to see her. Idk something something eldritch madness
(I have bad thalasaphobia[fear of the ocean and big open water], but the mermaid is so cool as long as I dont think about the true scale of her)
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God, once that tape with Lord Remington mentioned amniotic fluid, I realized. I'll have to see if I can find it, but on a second go of the mermaid mask after playing tangle tower (I played out of order) it all clicked. I think that's also why and how Felicia knew about the mermaid's tongue. She was a part of the fellow family, and while in TT it's stated she died, it's not AT the tower, She presumably left. We know why all the other people left as the ambassadors of Mystid Mansion, but not her. My theory, is that she was tasked with a similar, but slightly different, 'mission'. Most of the ambassadors were hunting down mystids that managed to get out to the rest of the world, but the mermaid isn't a mystid; she wasn't a creature mutated by the lake, she basically made it. So Felicia was tasked (by Lord Remington?) to go out and find her; what they planned to do with her idk because what the hell did they think they could do?? But it's possible that there were other mystids near Silkwirm anyway, for example; (screenshot from Stumpt's playthrough)
So honestly it might've been intentional to have Lord Fellow get with Selena, to have family in town for this. This doesn't quite explain why Lord Remington knew about the Mermaid's tongue, but it makes more sense at least. I still have a lot of questions about Felicia too, like what she said to the mermaid, why she left, why she left the mermaid's tongue behind with mortuga, and why she died, but we might get more answers to that in the next game (if there is one)
the beauty of compound words:
"Altes Huhn, das keine Eier mehr legen kann"
-> old chicken that cannot lay eggs anymore
"Eierlegende Eierlegende am Eierlegende"
-> Eierlegende - egglaying
-> Eier-Legende - egg legend
-> am Eier-leg-Ende - at the egg-laying-end
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Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?
Fanciest lace I've ever made, just need to fill in the edges.
Due to the craftsmanship shown in this picture, the emperor has requested that you make all of his clothes out of that exact lace.
I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while and I am sorry if it comes off oddly. How do you navigate an intelligence gap in a relationships? I have dated men of equivalent or greater intellect and found them inadequate in other ways, but when I have dated men less intelligent than me I become frustrated with them and their insecurities bleed into the relationship. You and Ship (or the personas you perform publicly) seem content. How do you avoid getting frustrated? [cont.]
"[part 2] I mean no insult to Ship of course. They seem very attentive and I used to really enjoy their detective skits. From the contents of your blogs they come across as so much less intellectually curious that it surprises me that you are compatible. Do you get adequate intellectual stimulation from other relationships/is that not a need for you in a partner/are my standards unrealistic?"
i have no idea how to respond to this. we have all been in absolutely helpless hysterics about it for the last thirty minutes. this is by far the most deranged ask I have received about my personal life on this website in my fifteen year career on here, and that is saying quite a lot
i can't decide which part of this message is my favorite, but if I HAD to say, probably the part where you appear to be entirely in earnest about this? in almost any other case I would assume a message like this was an elaborate way of insulting me or my partner or both, but I really genuinely don't think that's the case for you, which is actually MORE confusing. its just so compelling. there's so many layers here. i want to hire someone to cross stitch this for me so I can hang it in our living room. i can hear ship intermittently breaking out in peals of hysterical laughter in the kitchen
you can see on my heart rate monitor when I opened this ask and began laughing helplessly