Why do I keep ending up with dudes who can't offer me shit besides sex.👎🏾👎🏾
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Why do I keep ending up with dudes who can't offer me shit besides sex.👎🏾👎🏾
To note:
FR: concentrer /EN: focus
FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel
FR: pingouin /EN: penguin
FR: câlin /EN: hug
He’s adorable
I wanna ride his face
I’ll represent you in court :)
Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚
From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “
He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol
Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok
for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.
Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief
Lmaooo basically
Even with the crazy schedule changes and stress of this October AND eating a ton of candy, I lost 5.8 lbs bringing me down to 159.8 lbs. A total of 10.2 lbs lost. 🎉🎊🎉🎊
The woman that I will become in the future will have finally learned to love waking up early in the mornings, love her career and is passionate about what she does every single day. Finds beauty in every little thing life has to offer, travels all over the world whenever she feels like and is financially stable. Where she is in love with life and has so much happiness and peace in her heart.
When are gonna talk about how (cis) female pedophiles get away with predatory behavior all the time from teachers having sex with their teenage students to women grooming children to everything else
To adult women online openly discussing their sexual attraction to famous teenage boys and girls and making nsfw content of fictional children and often times even real ones and disguising it as women's sexual liberation or something and how criticizing them makes you a misogynist
People reblogging without the addition on purpose because it makes them uncomfortable or because they disagree... don't reblog at all. I hope you know that pedophiles have been using this type of content to groom children since forever and even IF they didn't it's still fucking disgusting regardless. Fuck off and die
Finished and framed! American Sign Language for my nephew. I am beyond pleased. by Pickles-Elegantee
this is so awesome!
i literally forgot until just now that when i was 13 i tried to write a novel about a 13 year old girl version of indiana jones. she had blue hair and a robot arm and a ghost butler. she did extreme sports. i didn’t want her to be a mary sue so she got hurt and cried all the time while saving the world. her ghost butler was in love with her. it was a very inappropriate relationship because she was much too young but i was 13 so these things did not occur to me. she lived in a tree. oh my god. why do i remember this in such vivid detail. i have long since deleted the files but i can vividly recall the opening scene because i went over it in my head so many times. it has been over a decade.
i can practically guarantee that at some point she skateboarded down a pyramid
look just know that if i rewrite this it will be all your fault and also i am keeping the robot pig and the ghost butler is going to be another teenage girl who is just really into butlering and being dead
i decided to give it a try but i couldn’t think of a good antagonist and panicked so i don’t think this is happening
Maggie bit down on her left sleeve as pain shot electric from her right arm into the rest of her. There may also have been some electricity. That was one of the problems with having a cybernetic arm. The other problem was that it was broken.
The heels of her heavy boots dug into the floor and she buried her face in the crook of her flesh-and-blood elbow to stifle a mortifying cry.
There was a screwdriver being twisted around in her arm. She was justified. This fact did not make it less mortifying.
“Why,” asked Butler, “did you jump out of a building without a parachute?” Butler’s voice was flat as she worked to repair Maggie’s arm. Butler’s voice was usually flat. It was unclear if this was related to being dead. She may well have been equally flat in life, as befit a girl named Butler.
Potentially named. It seemed more likely than its being a title. Memory and identity were all a bit tricky for ghosts.
Maggie sniffled. The leather of her jacket did a poor job absorbing her tears. “I thought it would look cool,” she said. Another shock of pain made her grit her teeth and hide her face again.
The work might have gone faster if Butler had hands instead of hooves. Unfortunately, she had neither. Just an intangible spectral aura. She was settling for hooves because Snoots was the easiest thing for her to possess. When he was not being possessed, Snoots functioned primarily as a bluetooth speaker. Under the circumstances, Butler thought she was doing pretty well.
“I recorded it for you,” Butler said.
“You did?” Maggie asked, her voice thick. She wiped her nose on her sleeve, then reached into her pocket for her phone. She found the most recent video, and played it.
In the video, her hair floated blue around her face. Behind and above her, something exploded. She did not look back at the explosion. The video stopped before her arm caught a cable, before inertia and weight nearly tore her arm in two and made her scream her throat sore.
“That’s rad as hell,” Maggie sobbed, her voice choked. She bit her sleeve again.
“I’m sure Mecha Kaiser was very impressed,” Butler said.
“Chimp,” Maggie corrected.
“What?”
“He’s a chimp now. A cyborg chimp. Cyber Chimp.”
“Oh, no.”
“Yeah.” Maggie rubbed at her eye with the heel of her palm. “It doesn’t look as cool as it sounds.”
i love this!