âA person does not grow from the ground like a vine or a tree, one is not part of a plot of land.
Mankind has legs so it can wander."
ind. aos female!scotty, written by alyssa.
âLesbians having to fake it just seems wrong.â
You may as well have told him that there was no Santa Clause, Scotty. The wind has been taken out of his sails. âI just donâtâŚhow doâŚâ He downs the rest of his beer with a sigh and gestures to the waitress to bring them another round, giving her a wink.Â
âThatâd be like me not knowing how to give a blowjob. If youâve gotten one, you should be able to do it.â
âNae lesbians.â Which sort of isnât the point. âI went tae âer wedding a few years ago. Her husbandâs... pleasant. Nae very interestinâ.â âPleasant and not very interestingâ is how sheâd describe the whole ceremony, really. Long and boring and exactly the sort of thing Morcades hated sitting still for.
âAnyway, thatâs nae a fair comparison. Blowjobs are much more straight-forward. Na offense, but thâ anatomy ainât exactly complicated.â She passes the waitress a much more apologetic look, briefly considering kicking Dean under the table. The woman doesnât look put upon in the slightest, though whether thatâs professionalism or Deanâs charm working is up for debate.Â
Probably the charm, but Morcades isnât going to say that.
âYe better tip her fer puttinâ up with ye, by the way. Incorrigible.â
âShe did,â Scotty confirms, sipping her beer with a faint grin.
âWorst sex-ed conversation of mâ life. Anâ if yeâve ever dealt with--â even at her age itâs hard to put her odd sexual interests-- or lack thereof-- into words. Morcades grimaces, âAnyway, it sorta turned it from acceptable tae me fakinâ it.â
Morcades doesnât really appreciate intrusions on her space. She doesnât really like being kissed, either, generally. All thatâs gotten worse over the years and being trapped groundside and doing lectures isnât helping.
The only reason she doesnât punch the kid in the face is because... heâs a kid and she had enough warning to see that. She still sort of wants to punch him on the nose and her arms come halfway up to protest all this... people-y-ness but sheâs trying to get better about her violent reactions to other human beings.
When he pulls back itâs with the proper amount of regret and mortification for kissing and grabbing a stranger, and that soothes some of her ire.
âCongratulations,â Morcades tries, mild and with controlled irritation. He isnât off the hook but she works with Jim Kirk and sheâs attached at the hip to Tony Stark.
Sheâs familiar with poor impulse control and bursts of physical affection that arenât always in line with standard boundaries. She just typically cares for the people who subject her to it.
Tony Stark is a bad person and Scotty is divorcing him immediately.
âI hae ân eidetic memory anâ itâs never gonnae go away now-â she whines, but sheâs already seen it and, yes, okay, it is theoretically interesting to learn what gamma radiation does to genitals.
She just... well she wasnât that desperate to find out, really.
Morcades leans forward and huffs at her best friend in disgust, scowling at the picture but still looking. Scientific duty and all.
âPlease tell me ye didnae fuck âim fer this.â Because if Tony dies from too much dick sheâs putting it on his fucking grave and yelling at him so loud heâll hear her all the way up at the pearly goddamn gates.
Sheâs not telling him dicks will go on his grave. Heâd think it was a reward.
Itâs incredibly unfair that Tony looks good in her leggings.
She owns so few pairs and has yet to feel comfortable wearing them and Tony bursts in, throws them on, and looks like he could walk down a catwalk.
Scottyâs very aware a lot of that has to be attitude, sheâs never had his grace or natural ability to project comfort and ease, but she still chucks a pillow at him with a faux-outraged growling noise.
âBe nice tae those. The wee spacemen glow in the dark.â
do you have those people that youâd go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say âlets go check out that dumpsterâ and youâd be like âim inâ
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âThatâs all well and good, until the IRS comes knocking.â At least heâs on hold while theyâre contemplating the life of a scum sucking tax man. Heâd probably find more fees if he werenât.
âI know a guy with a good lawyer ye can borrow,â she says, dismissively. Itâs probably the only time Tony Stark has ever been described as âa guyâ in the same tone one used for the kid who brings you Dominos.
âAnyway, âe gave ye th' wrong numbers.â Scottyâs corrected the math because sheâs bored while heâs on the phone and waves the napkin sheâs scribbled on at him, âIgnore the bit tae the left-- itâs terminal velocity ân calculations fer controlled orbit entries on one-man flights, yeâll have nightmares.â Sheâs going to have nightmares regarding the sudden deceleration problem.
Morcades Scott mostly just wants to study physics and space and figure out a way to convince someone she should just live on the ISS with her five PhD.s forever.
Crimes are not her thing.
(sheâs not exactly sure how their two paths crossed based on those descriptors, but imagines itâs one of those cosmic jokes that happen just to prove real life still has better plots than Friends or Days of Our Lives.)
The point was that Scotty winds up acquaintances with a criminal. She has coffee with him and recommends mechanic shops. She does not give him her address or phone number and he doesnât ask. Sheâs friendly, in her gruff, abrasive way and elects to press neosporin and astronaut bandaids into his hands instead of calling the police.
He does not give her details about his crimes and she doesnât ask.
The first time Roderick Kasun breaks into her apartment he pretends itâs an accident.
âI was doing crime, you know, around--Â my mistake.â
Morcades is pretty sure he doesnât run into coffee tables on his normal B&Es but isnât quite sure how to call him on it. What does she know about breaking in, anyway? Maybe smashing a shin into a table is good luck for criminals, one never knows.
She blinks unhelpfully at him, paused in the middle of pouring hot water into her tea and gaping a bit like a fish.
âOh! Tea! Have any crumpets?â
Scotty reconsiders her choice not to call the police-- his bad accent alone should justify jail time. She lectures him ferociously about the difference between English and Scottish, scowling and harrumphing at him even as she pulls out another cup for tea. He sits around politely for a lot longer than someone who meant to be somewhere else had any right to be.
She never figures out how to call him on it.
Morcades changes her locks.
It feels petty more than useful.
He breaks in again when sheâs in the middle of a Netflix binge. She chucks popcorn at him, hissing âhaud yer wheeshtâ furiously until he catches the meaning and shuts up.
Somewhere in the middle of Sabrina, Scotty sticks her feet under his thigh. An episode or two later, his head is on her stomach and sheâs managed to sneak fifteen pieces of popcorn into his hair without him reacting.
They finish Sabrina the Teenage Witch and start on Voltron before he leaves this time.
He makes her promise not to finish without him and itâs only once heâs gone Scotty realizes she pretty much just agreed to this man breaking into her house intermittently to socialize.
Why doesnât he just knock?????!!!!
Scotty doesnât ask him for his number. She just starts getting texts from an unknown lamenting the lack of giant robot lions in the world.
She doesnât save it, scowls at the full number every time it appears.
âYou keep answering him, though,â observes her brother.
Morcades wishes she was an only child.
She has a migraine when he breaks in a third time, body curled up in a tight bow of pain to brace against the cacophony of noise that is all of existence right now (breathing, breathing is too loud). She keeps her eyes shut to stave off the nausea but it still sort of feels like her head is in a washing machine without the rest of her.
He gets half a sentence out before Scotty groans and throws up on his shoes.
The migraine lasts two days. Roderick is an alarmingly consistent companion for the duration-- he finds some way to silently cross through her house and sheâs so relieved she forgets to needle him for always announcing himself so loudly before.
Scotty falls (gratefully) asleep with her head in his lap more than once-- thereâs a distinct memory of cautious fingers in her tangled hair.
She snaps âStayâ at him the second time he makes a move to go to the couch and if he makes a joke about getting in her bed, she doesnât hear it.
Day three and she wakes up clear(ish) and with her nose tucked against Roderickâs spine.
Heâs gone when she comes out of the shower but she didnât really expect anything less.
Scotty saves his number in her phone.
      txt: kasun - dinna bother comin over w/o hot chocolate
itâs the first demand sheâs ever imposed on the bizarre tradition theyâve established.
Morcades is cold and bitter about it, though, and if heâs going to mooch her Netflix, sheâs going to exact her price.
(The hot cocoa has moon-shaped marshmallows Scotty is certain Starbucks didnât put in it.)
Scotty changes her locks again.
She gives Roderick the spare key.
He breaks in several more times anyway and Morcades doesnât even know why she tries.
âYe need tae start buyinâ groceries,â she informs him, when heâs staying more often than not.
âHow dâye feel about kids?â
To his credit, he doesnât immediately walk back out the door.
â...Well, if you think weâre ready to talk about that step-â
Scotty snorts to cut him off and turns her phone so her youngest nephew can squint curiously at his auntâs companion.
âPeter this is Mister Kasun, Kasun, Peter.â Her oldest sisterâs son, though she doesnât expect that Rod remembers. âSay hullo, Pete.â
âHello Mister Kasey!â Peter tries obediently.
Scotty grins.
Neither of them ever remembers to buy groceries, but Scotty does change his toothbrush when it starts getting gross.
Scotty gets two stockings at Christmas. One is her usual, a plain thing with accurate constellations drawn in in silver. The other has âKASEYâ in bright orange glitter glue on the top in Peterâs determined handwriting. The effect is both offensively out of place and oddly charming against the reds and whites of the season.
Clara doesnât like how her sonâs developed a sudden adoration of Scottyâs mysterious friend, but Clara doesnât like anything. No one really pays attention to it.
(Scotty does pull Rod aside to inform him, in no uncertain terms, that he was to be on his best behavior in front of Peter to keep from giving the boy inaccurate ideas about cool criminals.
âMind, if âe goes supervillian on âis own, ye better be his top henchmen,â she adds, âI wilnae have some cut-rate crook lookinâ after him.â)
In a more mystifying form of acceptance, her father, Ewan, sends Roderick several pages about the origin of his name, with special attention to its less anglicized versions and another page on Clann Ruaidri even though thatâs a last name and Scottyâs fairly certain Roderick himself isnât Scottish. He seems to think itâs funny Roderickâs hair is dark when, after all, his name means âred haired rulerâ.
âOh aye,â Scotty mutters darkly at Roderickâs shoulder, â'S alright tae name me after some poor tart that got stabbed by âer son, but mismatching hair color, thatâs criminal.â
Scotty does, in fact, press an unthinking kiss to the corner of his mouth when he waves mistletoe at her and the look of surprise on his face nearly breaks her heart.
âIdiot,â she says, fierce with affection, and she thinks he knows what she means by it.
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