Nes

i'll burn my tounge till i forget your taste

[prevsad]

[6ef000-deactivated20180716]

[iwishhiwasdeadl-deactivated2021]

[hahafvckyou]

[faisalkinani-deactivated2021061]

how can i start conversation with you?

Send a song

[deadwatered]

familiarity

[sandersstudies]

I just heard a man in this coffee shop say "I had adult relations with a woman" and like sir wtf just say sex.

Anyway the story was about how the woman's separated husband tried to murder him on the street.

[sandersstudies]

He is now calling it "intercourse." Sir if you don't just say "fuck" I stg.

[idk-my-aesthetic]

I’m sorry the story was about what?

[sandersstudies]

This woman he consensually entered was apparently married but separated, and when he encountered her husband at a bar the guy started threatening him for sleeping with his wife and the first guy ended up dragging him out of a bar. This guy was probably six foot, covered in tats, with a huge red beard so like…. Idk who tried to mess with him in the first place but I’m confident he won this fight.

[wordsaremylife]

The guy...with tats... And a huge beard... couldn't/wouldn't say Fuck?!

[sandersstudies]

Maybe that should have been part of the original post — in fact, he actually did say fuck, as in “I fucking decked him in the face,” just not to refer to sex.

[wordsaremylife]

That makes this even funnier

[higglety]

you know what, I respect that. He may not have done it elegantly, but he was trying to communicate why the other dude was pissed at him without getting vulgar about the woman in question. The focus of his story wasn't supposed to be lurid details of whatever sex acts this woman participated in with him, it was on him fucking decking her estranged husband.

[sandersstudies]

This is an interesting take and solely because I liked this random man’s vibes I will accept it.

[sandersstudies]

Here’s another quote from this random man since y’all liked him so much:

“The only thing on my mind when doing the deed is the deed itself. Well- the first thing on my mind is consent. And then after that just the deed.”

[sandersstudies]

A little upset this post is circulating without this final addition

[saint-batrick]

i would get in a bar fight with (as in on the same side as him against someone else) this man.

[headspace-hotel]

I’m just happy to exist in the same universe as this man

[mangafascination]

[megatron-moving-to-megatron]

fucking hate it when people ask what my hobbies are/what i do for fun idk dude i like standing in the river

[nsane]

WHAT'S A GOD TO A NONBELIEVER

[notadelisii]

Napalim bizi de böyle sevmiyolar

[toblo]

you can tell me anything…but i’m not gonna ask

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[italian-child]

christelle scifo

[sendesacmala-deactivated2019092]

[tomclancysfan]

[414505]

kırılgan bir köprüden sana doğru yürüyorum. beni tut, beni her şeye rağmen tut.

[zennou]

“You can only grow if you’re willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new.”

— Brian Tracy (via quotemadness)