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◜ 🌹 ⁞ the lady sif !

alternately: pretty much kat stratford, but asgardian.

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( misc. ↷ moodboard. )

RE: WANDA MAXIMOFF.

“i am never going to get use to these kinds of things,” wanda commented honestly as she took a sip from her water, smiling softly, “at least it seems that most people are having a good time. it is not something i can say i have ever experienced though. makes one envious of them.”

SHE CAN’T RELATE to the other’s sentiments ; ballrooms are second nature, there is nothing FOREIGN in fancy dress and bubbling flutes but asgardian affairs aren’t usually this tame, this civilised. ❝ it APPEARS so. this is hardly what i would call frivolous, but it’s enough. ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( script. ↷ dialogue. )#sif / wanda maximoff !

RE: GWEN STACY.

“all i have been thinking about since i got here is how much i want to be out of this dress,” the blonde commented as she took another sip of her glass of soda water, leaning against the wall, observing all the people around her, “dresses are totally not my thing.”

❝ IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, ❞ --- --- --- thought is paused by baring of bejeweled throat as champagne disappears in a long, clean line --- --- --- ❝ i’m about as comfortable as you are. liquor does tend to help, but that might be . . . an ISSUE there. ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( script. ↷ dialogue. )#sif / gwen stacy !

nefertiris

#judging you

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( visuals. ↷ mien. )#TEARS_ON_MY_GUITAR.mp3 !!!

˚ ⋅ CLOSED STARTER ! ( re: thor odinson. )

IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF JOKE: ‘ two asgardians walk into ikea . . . ! ’ but somewhere, buried beneath tinny, grocery - store muzak and iridescent lighting that burns technicolour into unforgiving retinas, this is the HAPPIEST she’s been for god knows how long. ( she’s missed him, that much is evident ; dull ache of solitude that’s been gnawing away is hastily replaced by fierce felicity --- - the warmth of cognizance and jubilance has yet to cease spreading. )

❝ I LIKE THOSE ONES. ❞ quick gesticulation is followed by brilliant grin, the kind that spreads into widened optics. ( it’s the kind of smile that she’s unconscious of, the kind that softens sharpened mien. ) ❝ the paint is . . . AWFULLY bright, though. tell me, how do you feel about that particular shade of yellow ?? ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( script. ↷ dialogue. )#sif / thor odinson !#i'm ... Soft™ again !

‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’

❝ did you not say something similar when we were children, sigyn ?? ❞ provocation looks all - too - fitting upon gaunt features for anyone’s liking, but it’s softened when the other femme is the target. ❝ i believe you told us all to do that when we played war. ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( meme. ↷ answer. )#victoriefrey

‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ( tony whY )

❝ must i ?? ❞ the wince that follows an audible swallow is pained. ❝ asgardian liquor is far superior to … whatever you classify this as. i polish my boots with something of similar taste. ❞

#arcbled #˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( meme. ↷ answer. )#its Canon she hates vodka w a passion

❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞

cue the crease unto her forehead, wrinkle of a nose and a CHOKED little cough that she makes no effort to hide. ❝ — — — - you DEFINITELY weren’t wrong. ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( meme. ↷ answer. )#arcbled

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* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( meme. ↷ requested. )

❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞

before he even mentions anything, sword is drawn and hues are narrowed. ❝ not for much longer if it presents itself. ❞ ( she’s some sort of trigger - happy when it comes to these things — - sword - happy, if you will. )

#demcnscn #˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( meme. ↷ answer. )

❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞

❝ that happens sometimes. ❞ deadpan delivery is only reinforced by features that do not twitch, despite how much they ACHE to. ❝ it’s a fantastic party trick. ❞

#mjwctson #˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( meme. ↷ answer. )

❝ you feel like home to me. ❞

❝ birds of a feather ought to flock together, or so i’m told. ❞ … and yet, there’s something FRANGIBLE in the way she bites back something softer, something much more real than brash snicker and toss of dark locks. ❝ the sentiment is … very much reciprocated. ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( meme. ↷ answer. )#uhhh somehow im Soft ? over these fucks #godrisen

˚ ⋅ CLOSED STARTER ! ( re: diana prince. )

METALLIC CLASH IS NOT AN UNCOMMON SOUND ; swords are carefully drawn, carefully swung and at the very least, she seems to enjoy herself --- - diverted laughter is quiet under discordant clamour. ❝ you’re LOSING YOUR TOUCH, diana. we both know you can do better than this. ❞ eyebrow cocks, and cheeky grin is destined to crawl further unto bitten, chapped brims. ❝ what happened to decimating me, hm ?? ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( script. ↷ dialogue. )

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THE FIVE SENSES / SENTENCE STARTERS .

some may be nsfw and / or be triggering.

01 : TOUCH .

❝ i love this [ FABRIC ], it feels satisfying. ❞

❝ your touch. it leaves me breathless. ❞

❝ your touch is unlike any other. ❞

❝ have you ever felt anything more comfortable? ❞

❝ feel this. what does it feel like to you? ❞

❝ i wanted to see what it felt like. ❞

❝ touch it. i dare you. ❞

❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞

❝ you feel warm to me. ❞

❝ i love the feel of [ FABRIC ] against my skin. ❞

❝ i love the feel of your skin against mine. ❞

❝ i would never touch anyone else. ❞

❝ i love the feel of your hair between each of my fingers. ❞

❝ don’t you dare touch me. ❞

❝ i want to feel your lips against my own. ❞

❝ i can feel your pulse. it jumped. ❞

❝ let me give you a massage. ❞

❝ you feel like home to me. ❞

02 : TASTE .

❝ i love the taste of you. ❞

❝ i can never forget that taste. ❞

❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞

❝ no offense, you just aren’t my taste. ❞

❝ can i have a taste of that? ❞

❝ i have yearned for the taste of your lips. ❞

❝ that tasted pretty good actually. ❞

❝ it just left a really bad taste in my mouth so no thanks. ❞

❝ nothing taste better than chocolate. ❞

❝ i’ve got something you might want to taste. ❞

❝ i will forever savor that taste. ❞

❝ blood has such a metallic taste. ❞

❝ my taste buds are mad at me after eating that. ❞

❝ how’s it feel to get a taste of your own medicine? ❞

❝ you didn’t even taste it. ❞

❝ trust me, you’ll want to taste this. ❞

❝ i think it has a bit of bitter sweet taste. ❞

❝ so you tasted it, did you like it? ❞

03 : SIGHT .

❝ i see you. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen things so clearer than i do now. ❞

❝ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❞

❝ how can you see anything? it’s pitch dark. ❞

❝ i’ve looked close enough and i see you for what you are. ❞

❝ please, just look at me. ❞

❝ stop staring at me like that. ❞

❝ get that light out of my face. ❞

❝ it’s so bright outside today. ❞

❝ what’s wrong? what did you see? ❞

❝ you’re scared, you must have saw something. ❞

❝ what i saw, you’ll never believe me. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen you before. ❞

❝ have we seen one another before? ❞

❝ you see me for what i truly am. ❞

❝ i didn’t see anything. ❞

❝ did you see that? ❞

❝ i can’t believe my eyes. ❞

04 : SOUND .

❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ what is that sound? ❞

❝ i missed the sound of your voice. ❞

❝ do you hear me? stay away from me. ❞

❝ i hear you, loud and clear. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, what was that? i didn’t hear you. ❞

❝ i’ve heard that sound before. ❞

❝ you didn’t hear anything at all? ❞

❝ can you hear what they’re saying? ❞

❝ aw, i love the sound of music. ❞

❝ i never said i could hear them. ❞

❝ wait, hear that? something is coming. ❞

❝ i could hear screams … ❞

❝ i heard you all the way upstairs. ❞

❝ you didn’t just hear that? that sound? that noise? ❞

❝ trust me, you’re going to want to hear this. ❞

❝ please, just hear me out. ❞

05 : SMELL .

❝ what is that smell? ❞

❝ i have missed your smell. ❞

❝ you smell nice. ❞

❝ it’s unlike anything i’ve smelled before. ❞

❝ i smell the food cooking from here. ❞

❝ do you smell that? ❞

❝ how are you able to smell that? ❞

❝ no offense but it really smells. ❞

❝ it’s starting to smell. ❞

❝ tell me, you’ve smelled this before. ❞

❝ i know that smell, it’s the smell of lies. ❞

❝ i can smell you from here. ❞

❝ are you smelling me? ❞

❝ i missed the smell of your hair. ❞

❝ i need to step away, get some fresh air. ❞

❝ do you smell that? that’s the smell of freedom. ❞

❝ i could never erase your smell. ❞

❝ i can smell the fear on you from here. ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( meme. ↷ requested. )

RE: ZINDA BLAKE.

It was the middle of the night, and Zinda was looking for trouble. Sometimes the memories hummed under her skin, the fire of battle and the water all around her. One minute she was under a torrent of bullets, unsure if she would survive. The next she was drowning, and knew she wouldn’t.

In the spirit of fighting for justice, she spent time snooping in the bars she frequented (and really, she was there often enough. Might as well), trading information and keeping up with the organized crime families. Small stuff compared to Kang, but they couldn’t get sloppy just because of Chronopolis.

Everything had gone fine until she pushed a little too far, and suddenly she was being surrounded. She got a few punches in before they caught her, and then she was in a tight spot.

“Well fellas,” she began, “Maybe we best just go our separate directions before someone gets hurt. I’m not known for giving out million dollar wounds.”

IT’S THE THIRD NIGHT IN A ROW that muscular frame has found itself half - draped over bar that’s uncomfortably sticky --- - ringed digits wrap indelicately around glass ( and there’s POWER in knowing that one flex of careless digits is all it takes to send razored shards of glass careening round dingy inhabitance ; leave the place a damn death trap if she cares for it ) that’s verging on empty yet again.

NUANCE HAS YET TO grip hold of the goddess ; no subtle nudge forth of a bereft tumbler, no sly nod to a bartender that seems puzzled as to how and why she’s not sprawled, lackadaisical and lamentable, across whatever surface is closest. she’s BARELY buzzing, if she’s to be perfectly candid, but quiet humdrum that grows in size has piqued pigments flicking towards blonde curls and brawny frames, and she can’t FIGHT the sigh that finds itself emitted.

❝ MIDGARDIAN MEN. FOOLS. ❞ side comment is muttered under quick issue of breath, aimless but laced tight with the kind of rancor that so easily forms upon plush roseates but impulse oscillates through sanguinary tracts, and it’s impossible to stay away from her calling. it’s hardly two long strides forth towards newly - created scene, and somewhere in between a crafty grin pulls at parted brims. ❝ i’ve always found it AMUSING, how men target women. women really are so much quicker --- - ❞ cue a swift roundhouse, accompanied by chuckle that almost borders on malevolent --- - ❝ so much more SHREWD. ❞ she’s never been THIS talkative, but it’s so much fun to watch hues widen in maelstrom, in FUROR. ❝ they always think they’re so CLEVER, so brilliant, until they’re proved wrong, regardless of WHAT planet you’re on. ❞

#˚ ⋅ ♕ ━ ━ the lady sif. ( script. ↷ dialogue. )#sif / zinda blake !

˚ ⋅ starter call ! again, i’m completely useless so like this for a starter from the lovely, if not slightly frightening, SIF !

#˚ ⋅ 🌹 ━ ━ sasha. ( ooc. ↷ starter call. )

hello, hello, hello !! i’m already spouting crap in the discord chat, but if you missed that, here’s the rundown: my name’s sasha ( she / her ), i’m nineteen, i live in the aest timezone and i’m physically incapable of shutting up. i play SIF and GARFIELD LOGAN, and i’m worried as all hell about this intro because of that readmore tumblr glitch thing that was going on but without further ado, i’m so pleased to be introducing my favourite badass !!

#˚ ⋅ 🌹 ━ ━ sasha. ( ooc. ↷ introducing. )

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