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“You gotta walk into rooms like God sent you.”

Hadonia stifled a laugh, reaching over to adjust the hat that had shifted on Thaddeus's head the moment he finished speaking. She'd been shopping alone when she ran into him, and being kindred spirits they had sort of just started shopping together as a whole.

"I think I've had quite enough of being in the spotlight," she said truthfully, turning to view herself in a nearby mirror with the scarf she'd picked up. "I'm so used to being the focus of everyone's attention anytime I go somewhere, I think I need to learn how to blend in more than anything."

Hadonis continued to adjust her scarf while talking, only to scrunch up her nose at the end and tug it off. Looking at Thaddeus again she smiled sheepishly, "sorry. That probably sounds pretty melodramatic and full of myself. My bad!"

#memes.#thaddeus.#modern.

“There’s something inherently holy about kitchens.”

"Oh my gods, I know right?" Hadonia said, eyes glistening as she continued to look at everything in the showroom ahead. Her parents had recently bought a property in town and it was their gift to her, allowing her to decorate it.

Naturally, she found her way to ikea. She hadn't expected to run into anyone from school, but there you have it.

"Are you busy? Wanna come watch me shop and hold my stuff?"

#memes.#syl.#modern.#// she's joking i swear #its plAYFUL;

“People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about. Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.”

"...Yes, death is often closer than you think."

She slides the hot dog platter over to Oliver, a strained smile on her face. Hadonia knew Oliver, but she wasn't currently aware how he knew Sotha... or anyone at this party, really. Did he sneak in? It was entirely possible... in which case, death might be very close for Oliver. Hadonia then chuckled a bit uncomfortably, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear.

"Ollie... if you don't mind me asking," she said quietly, leaning a bit closer, "who invited you here? Please tell me you're on the Don's good list..."

#memes.#ollie.#modern.

“I like to fuck around and waste time at least six to ten hours a day, and let me tell you, that puts some pressure on your schedule. You have no idea how busy I am.”

"You know..."

Hadonia looked up from the cross-stitch pattern she was focused on, eyeing Oliver over the top of it with a fond smile on her face. She let out a snicker then, as if remembering something from a distant time.

"You remind me a lot of someone I once knew. We don't talk anymore, but you and he have a very similar take on how life should be spent."

#memes.#ollie.#modern.

“Don’t let anyone dehumanize you. Dehumanize yourself. Be the creeping eldritch horror you’ve always longed to be. Rain furious vengeance down upon those who would unmake you.”

She stared, shopping bag in one hand, staring at the tired-eyed boy with heavier eyebags than the shopping ones she carried. Hadonia flashed a worried smile, not entirely sure how to respond. She'd only been walking down the street when she ran into him, and he threw this cryptic message at her without any sort of context.

"Kaspar... are you alright? Has someone been messing with you?" She asked, tilting her head to the side curiously, "you know I love a good revenge plot. But maybe we get you some coffee first? ...Or a bed..."

#memes.#kaspar.#modern.

“I just realized there’s, like, a hundred new Pokémon coming this year, give or take, and I have to decide what personal memories and details about friends to forget in order to make room for them all.”

"Honestly, I gave up trying to remember all those names! I can't keep up anymore," Hadonia said, kicking one leg up as she lounged on the comfy furniture within their on campus Starbucks.

She'd stopped by to grab something caffeinated and sweet to power her through another afternoon in the art studio, but when she'd spotted Kaspar sitting alone in a corner, she couldn't help but mosey on over to flop down unceremoniously next to him.

Hadonia's smile then vanished for a moment, a look of worry sparking across her face as she studied Kaspar's.

"Wait a minute — you're not gonna forget about me, are you? We're amnesia buddies!"

#memes.#kaspar.#modern.

virusinfected-memes

TUMBLR TEXT POST SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 2 ;

75 starters. CW: blood mention, cussing, death. Starters come from various text posts floating around Tumblr. The only thing changed for this post was adding capitalization and punctuation. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed! [PART 1]

“Academia is cool and sexy until I’m expected to work.”

“An anime with more than a hundred episodes is a bigger commitment than marriage.”

“Anyone who believes all water tastes the same is no acquaintance of mine.”

“Anyway, that’s every reported eyewitness account of Mothman through ‘68, and that’s just in West Virginia! Haha, but enough about me. Let’s hear about your top five cryptids!”

“Aside from being the worst person alive, I am literally perfect.”

“At the end of the day, I’m just a girl who loves her bed.”

“Being equally obsessed with each other sounds hot to me.”

“Being good doesn’t get you anything.”

“Be the worst you can be.”

“But do aliens believe in me?”

“Don’t let anyone dehumanize you. Dehumanize yourself. Be the creeping eldritch horror you’ve always longed to be. Rain furious vengeance down upon those who would unmake you.”

“Do something today that would’ve gotten you burnt at the stake four hundred years ago.”

“Do you ever just want someone to come over and sit on the floor with you for a few hours?”

“Do you ever wanna listen to music, but every song is just not the right song?

“Feeling safe around someone’s energy is a different kind of intimacy.”

“Flirting is childish. We’re grown. Just tell the person you like that you see God in their eyes.”

“Friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place.”

“Friendship is temporary. Blood pacts are forever.”

“Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to live in a Victorian estate and be the most feared widow in the village.”

“Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole.”

“Having a body causes me so much agony. I wish I was just a floating entity with no physical form.”

“How do I overthink so much and still make the wrong decision?”

““I can fix him!” You can’t even fix your sleep schedule, bestie.”

“I don’t care if your body is a temple. Call me when it’s been closed down and taken over by Spirit Halloween.”

“I don’t know about soulmates, but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don’t like and you do the same for them… We’ve lived a hundred lifetimes together, probably.”

“I don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one, boys.”

“If you see me in the streets, just know that my mind is in the void. I’m physically alive, but mentally checked out.”

“I guess we all learned a valuable lesson. Except for me. I wasn’t paying attention and was asleep for most of the time.”

“I hate when people ask what I would do in their situation because nine times out of ten, I would literally never be in that situation in the first place.”

“I hope manners is the next cool trend.”

“I just love sleep so much. Like, you just close your eyes and you’re gone, bitch. Brain logged the fuck off. Powerful.”

“I like my women like I like my woods. Haunted and could kill me at any moment.”

“I like to fuck around and waste time at least six to ten hours a day, and let me tell you, that puts some pressure on your schedule. You have no idea how busy I am.”

“I love to learn. Unfortunately, my brain doesn’t like to remember.”

“I love when I ‘make a mental note’ of something. It’s gone within twenty seconds.”

“I’m not a religious person, but I do sometimes think God made you for me.”

“I’m not playing hard to get. I genuinely don’t know how to talk.”

“I’m wearing dark glasses today because I’m seeing the future, and the future is looking very bright.”

“I think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way. Really, it’s so cute.”

“I think making sense is optional. Sometimes I just be talking.”

“I think the meaning of life is eating good food in the company of people you love.”

“It’s because I’m pretty, that’s why I have problems.”

“It’s crazy how I’m just some person.”

“It seems you are in love with your computer.”

“It’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog. It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on the dog.”

“I will never elaborate because I have no idea what I just said.”

“Live, laugh, love? Nah. Languish, lament, lay down.”

“Michael Myers taught me a valuable life lesson. Don’t worry about how fast everyone around you is moving. If you’re determined, just move at your own pace and you’ll kill shit every time. Thanks, Mike.”

“Moving to the forest to eat leaves and lie in the dirt. Insurance companies can’t deny me this.”

“Okay, bored of being alone now. Ready to get married.”

“Okay, hear me out… What if—now bear with me—we held hands? Maybe even kiss a little? Hugs would be nice—”

“People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about. Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.”

“People who fall asleep right away freak me out. Don’t you bitches have thoughts?”

“Really starting to understand old people these days. I love letters. Love packages. Terrified of my email inbox.”

“Someone take me out. Either in the assassination way or in the date way.”

“Sorry for being so sexy and having the best taste in literature. As if I asked for it.”

“Sorry I called you a fucking idiot. I was trying to flirt.”

“So what if I love you? Shut up.”

“The fact that I have to be in the ‘right headspace’ to do even the simplest tasks is absolutely humiliating.”

“The only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings.”

“The only reason I haven’t gone insane is because I romanticize everything.”

“There should be a dating app where you talk to people who borrowed the same books from the library.”

“There’s something inherently holy about kitchens.”

“Tired of being a person. Would much rather be an unidentifiable and nebulous entity that lives in the woods and may or may not be an omen of misfortune to come.”

“Wanna haunt the neighborhood with me tonight?”

“Well, I used to be attracted to people, but now I’m exclusively attracted to abstract art and the concept of death.”

“What is the logic behind naps leaving you with a weird taste in your mouth? I wasn’t eating, I was sleeping. It’s the spiders, isn’t it?”

“Winnie the Pooh didn’t rock crop tops our whole childhood to watch us become unconfident about our bodies.”

“Yes, I’m dramatic! What did you expect? I read classic literature for fun.”

“You’d look prettier under six feet of dirt.”

“You don’t always need to talk. Like, it’s good to shut the fuck up sometimes. I love not talking.”

“You gotta walk into rooms like God sent you.”

“You’re beautiful, but you’re empty. No one could die for you.”

“You wanna know what’s annoying me right now? It’s me. I am annoying the goddamn shit out of myself.”

#memes.