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28 | She/her | +18 Blog [Minors DNI] | Tw: explicit sexual content, written and graphic (˶ᵔᗜᵔ˶)ﾉﾞ used to write fics, may still write fics, who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[butimaficwriter]

Olá, olá! 🤗🌻

I used to be christywantspizza and now I'm here after a long hiatus.

On my AO3, you'll mostly find stucky fics and some for Seb Stan and CEvans characters. Don't let the blog name fool you, I might write the odd fic or blurb but haven't done that with any particular consistency and probably won't any time soon. Still love talking about these characters and their stories, though😊

I am into some other fandoms, like HR and Interview with the Vampire and will probably post on them too.

This blog has NSFW material. I may post fic smut, nsfw concept posts, or graphic gifs or art. No minors and if this is not for you, kindly block, thank you 🥰

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[ilyasmole]

fairy shane tending to his little garden😩 he takes it soooo seriously everyday when shane and ilya do their chores ilya goes around and mops and vacuums and does dishes and shane flys from window sill to window sill and then out into the back garden so he can hump and fuck and cum all over all the plants🥺 they both flop down onto the couch when theyve completed their respective tasks and ilya is like 'wooww good job маленький you take such good care of our garden you work so hard you must be so hungry' and then shane suckles the tip of ilyas cock until he cums and shane eats it allll up because ilyas right he Does do such a good job and he Does work so hard and he Is so hungry🥰🥰🥰

i feel insane i literally feel fucking insane soup why are you doing this to me why must you torture me with the smuttiest and hottest fairy!shane scenarios imagineable..........never stop.....

[cuppydogshane]

ilya did fuck both holes that night in tampa Bay

[cuppydogshane]

after when theyre laying in bed together Ilya has his hand between shanes legs just cupping him kissing the side of his neck and he asks somewhat jokingly which one shane likes better now that hes felt ilya in his ass And his pussy and Shane hums and makes his most thoughtful face and says Well i dont really know. and he tilts his head to the side and noses along Ilya's cheek and then says I guess we're gonna have to keep testing it out.... and Ilya absolutely fails to keep his cool and smiles HUGE when he says Yes right we need much more data

[cuppydogshane]

I think Shane gets a little squirmy after ilya says that and is shifting his legs apart and butting his head against ilya's temple so ilya just Has to push his fingers into Shane's wet open pussy and gather up more slick so he can tug at shane's tdick exactly the way he knows he like except now he can keep making these fun little detours to play inside shane's pussy like he couldnt before and ilya is propped up on one elbow looking down into shane's unguarded face while he looks up at ilya and pushes himself down harder against his big hand. Yay

[virginshane]

ilya rozanov is literally shane’s hot as fuck boyfriend. shane can’t believe how fucking hot his boyfriend is. has been to him since the moment they met. that jaw, that sexy smile, so tall and muscular his real life prince charming with his curls. his strong wide back. the v of his hips towards his cock, his happy trail, and god, his cock. shane never though a cock could be so fucking beautiful. little mole near the tip, perfect pink color, and he gets so hard for shane and makes shane weak and drunk with power all at the same time. makes him ache just thinking about it. glutes for life, thighs, the stamina, his arms, just everything so incredibly hot to shane it makes him feel stupid, like his brain is offline, he looks at him and feels like a slut, just wants to be his hot boyfriend’s stupid little slut.

[virginshane]

so here’s the thing: shane hollander has a big dick. ilya’s eyebrow raise in the shower, his heavy breathing when shane first took his clothes off in front of him. the big dick was in the room with us. blowjobs do NAWT look like THAT unless there’s some length to cover. anyway, shane’s size has caused him a lot of embarrassment in the past after all he is a guy who’s internal monologue is allll about fitting in and Being Normal but hey our guy is noticeably larger than your average dude and. shane has had to hear every possible big dick joke in the locker room. poor attempts at sex with girls have ended with them saying it hurts. so shane hollander feels like a freak of nature. conclusion, maybe his dick is just not meant for sex, maybe he isn’t meant for sex. it hasn’t felt that special to him anyway. a freak dick nobody wants. too bad. cue ilya, cue the flint, we know what happens. to shane’s surprise ilya gives him a blowjob and moans happily around his weird too big not meant for sex cock, even says his cock is pretty. ilya don’t make fun of me i know it’s weird, i know i’m like, abnormal or whatever. meanwhile ilya is like dear god good creator for your mercy on my soul i have won a jackpot. let me show you how pretty your cock is, hollander.

[virginshane]

the fuckboy you all talking about….. this is his sexual fantasies

[virginshane]

@significant-lover so real

[virginshane]

this morning thinking ab how much ilya loves shane’s tdick. he loooves it it’s so chubby, so wonderful, soooo sexy. gentleman under his hood. the way it pulses. ”hollander he’s waving at me :)” he’s never been so endeared and bricked up at the same time, watching how it moves drives i’m CRAZY. he loves having him in his mouth, perfect juicy mouthful for ilya, so sweet

[aggressivefrog]

A more realistic outcome. Why is nobody talking about this?

[gaynehollander]

I think Shane coming hands free the first time he was fucked genuinely made Ilya feel insane. Like, here is your league-mandated rival, he skates like a god, he has the media eating out of the palm of his hand, he commands the room without even seeming to realise his power, he is fucking gorgeous, he drops to his knees at the slightest prompting, he moans like a whore, and, oh! he also fucking spurts all over himself just from having your dick in his ass. Have fun trying to content yourself with fucking literally anyone else for the rest of your life!

[blanklier]

ignore the filth i was posting last night for now. everyone look at my Fat Baby Shane

[peachyjude]

it’s really really important to me that shane and ilya get to grow old together and their bodies get to grow soft and a bit shapeless and their hair starts to grey and their skin grows thin and starts to sag and maybe shane’s prescription worsens and maybe ilya gets hearing aids down the line and maybe one of them uses a walker, and their bodies aren’t what they used to be. but more importantly, they have the same smile lines around their mouths, the same crinkles in the corners of their eyes. maybe their laughs sound similar, the way laughs often tend to when you spend your life with someone, when your joy is their joy, too. shane a near perfect mimicry of ilya when he says davai, ilya almost indistinguishable from shane when he says jeez. tan lines on their ring fingers. evidence that their lives did intersect, that time did pass, that they did get the future they so desperately wanted. that they lived past the end of their myth, and they did it together.

[nhlportraits]

Dress him up!

[lesbianrozanov]

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

[flyora]

Couldn't miss the chance

[butimaficwriter]

@smokey-ilya 👀

[heymacy]

#and his very first thought was "let me go get my suit"

[ilyapasta]

David Hollander shows up at the cottage. Shane’s freaking out.

Ilya, while pointing to himself: “Do you want me to—?”

What was Ilya asking?

A) “do you want me to leave?”

B) “do you want me to go talk to him?”

Sound off with your answer in the comments. Bonus points if tell me why and you stir my emotions with your response. I don’t remember what happens in the book but if there’s something to be gleaned there please mention it. Use replies, reblogs, asks, anything!

[butimaficwriter]

David just bolted and Shane was frozen, so I think Ilya was offering primarily to go after David. Of course that would involve talking to him, and probably absorbing whatever his first reaction was, and Ilya was ready to do that for Shane. But more than anything, he didn't want Shane to be left behind with his panic if David just went away, so he offered to go after him to handle the situation there and then, if Shane wasn't able to do it himself in that moment.

If we wanna layer this, and we do, I think seeing a panicked Holander bolt hit something too familiar, and Ilya wasn't gonna let a bad situation get worse just because two people didn't handle it head on, again.

His father recently passed away, and they didn't have a good relationship, but when Ilya says "I wish he could know me", it's clear he still loved his father and wished he could have had his support, that he could be seen fully as he is by his father, and still be accepted. Ilya never had a chance for that, because of who his father is, but now he's dead, even that wishful thinking is gone. Shane, on the other hand, has support from his parents and here is the chance for him to be seen by them completely and be embraced. And so Ilya immediately jumps to offer help, whatever he can offer, to make sure Shane gets what he never did.

I think it's a bit of what pushes him to meddle in the business of the other queer players too, especially troy, encouraging them to be honest and pursue the relationships that can make them happy and don't waste time, like him and Shane did. To be out and proud and happy in a way he can't achieve yet.

Ilya knows pain and will always do his best to keep those he loves safe from it. And he's taking an active stance, he's not gonna offer to walk away, he's staying (that's not even a question) and if Shane wanted, he'd take the lead of the situation, until Shane got to a place where he could handle it better.

He offers to go to the Hollanders' cottage with Shane to support him, help him, back him up. Ilya and Shane don't need to do any of this alone again, they have each other now.

[fuckrozanov]

sometimes i do cry because all ilya wanted was to have a little sleepover and it blew up in his face oh my god he had to do the dishes and and get in the bed with shane’s side of still messed up and his sheets smelling like him and of course there’s the matter of the cum on his rick owens. he probably got shane a spare toothbrush bro FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilyannarozanova]

The first time Ilya and Shane wrestle I think Ilya is SO confident because he has simply forgotten that he can only throw Shane around and pick him up because Shane lets him. He goes into it all cocky and smug and Shane immediately bodies him so hard he blacks out. Reality check of all time. 100% fatality rate no survivors. When Ilya comes to Shane is desperately googling what to do if you wrestle your boyfriend so hard he faints. Ilya is so pleased it's criminal. A core memory for everyone involved