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remember witches, some people don’t even believe we exist. that’s a powerful place to be in. you are still a mythical being.

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Ignorant Shit Some Witches Say

☆You have to be all natural if you want to practice witchcraft. That means only raw organic foods.

☆You can’t mix deities from separate belief systems.

☆You must be a feminist.

☆You’re only a witch if you are initiated.

☆Real witches don’t hex or curse.

☆I’m powerful because I come from a 300+ year line of witches.

☆You can’t practice witchcraft that way, you must do it this way.

☆All love spells are bad.

☆You must always be positive.

☆You shouldn’t use spells you didn’t write yourself.

☆I’ve been practicing longer so I know more than you do.

☆You always have to cast a circle to perform magic.

☆You have to spell it “magick”, not “magic”.

☆There are no evil/bad witches.

☆You have to be female to be a witch.

☆You can’t do that spell, the planets are not aligned right.

☆Real witches believe in the Gods and Goddesses.

☆You can’t be (insert a religion here) AND a witch.

☆You have to abide by the “rule of three”.

☆Real witches don’t wear makeup because they love themselves the way they are.

*taps fingers on dash*

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Have you guys ever thought that, maybe,

Have you guys ever thought that, maybe, inanimate objects are actually living sentient beings? Like, this is probably one of the main reasons I’m not a particularly violent person. Because when I was younger, I totally thought that the fridge’s name was Fridgy and he kept my food cool because he was an awesome guy, and Phillip the t.v. was my best friend cause’ when I turned the t.v. on it was always on my favorite channel. And my grandmother used to collect porcelain figurines. THAT was scary. And could you imagine hitting something that couldn’t even move?

Woah.

My child-hood was awesome!

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I want you to be the light in my darkness.

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Sassy Pug [x]

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Tumblr is where capitalization goes to die.

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Sweaters and snakes. 🌿

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Laverne Cox by Alexei Hay, for Entertainment Weekly June 19.

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Everyday Helpful Witchcraft

Bless your room with moon water

Place crystals in inconspicuous places in your room to clear the negative vibrations. (Preferably at cardinal points)

If you braid your hair, do each twist with an intention. (Could be glamour, could be protection, anything)

If you don’t want to curse someone, bless the people they hate. The people you hear them shit talking. . It’ll drive them nuts.

If you smoke, take each hit and bless it. Ask your main God/S Goddess/es for whatever you’re looking for. Ask them for guidance and let their guidance run through your blood with the nicotine. (THIS IS IN NO WAY PRESSURING / TELLING YOU TO SMOKE)

Bless your servers at restaurants. They need it. Seriously. Do it. Or leave a good tip. Something.

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Little emoji spell to get people to stop being rude/mean to you. To get toxic people to walk out of your life.

Like to charge/reblog to cast

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Everyday Helpful Witchcraft

Sew pertinent runes into your underwear/bra/skirt/shirt/ or anything you wear often. Scratch runes into your bedpost away from sight. Sprinkle salt or spray saltwater around your house for protection. Carve a rune(s) into a candle and burn it for desired outcome. Bless your beverage/ food before consuming, to keep your magic with you.