A Blog

I may not be old physically, but I sure am mentally.

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

You will get many unidentified but alarming sounds coming from your car

[ladyofbooksandyarn]

You did this....

[ladyofbooksandyarn]

SOBBING over the silly sheep movie. Of all things.

[card-designers-without-borders]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[ladyofbooksandyarn]

Mark has blessed us...with early access to iron lung...God bless that man

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916

[polarity-disturbed]

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[i-am-a-fish]

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

[i-am-a-fish]

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

[ladyofbooksandyarn]

Terrible news. I read a story I wrote a while back and got invested, but I never finished it. It just ended mid chapter. Absolutely devastated. If I want to read the book I also have to write the book.

[satan-offical]

I think I'll start blaming all my problems on the US government

[ladyofbooksandyarn]

Most of my problems straight up ARE because if the US government.

[ladyofbooksandyarn]

Every day I consider quitting my job. But then who would take care of my cat? So I must persist. I will suffer for her.

[ladyofbooksandyarn]

I'm not a fan of these Valedictorian gas prices. I need the gas prices to look like my 9th graders transcripts.

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

french is all well and good to learn once you've got the basics of grammar and verbs down etc., however. there is one final hurdle and it wants to kill you. numbers.

[teaboot]

92 my old enemy

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[despazito]

Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop