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I may not be old physically, but I sure am mentally.

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[netflixz]

when you try to do minimal damage to a pokemon to capture it, but instead kill it

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[clestroying]

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

[problemactic]

the evidence is literally right here

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[drchucktingle]

glorious impossibly special you

imagine billions of years of crashing planets and amoebas turnin into fish turnin into you and each choice your great great grandparents made then BANG theres GLORIOUS IMPOSSIBLY SPECIAL YOU. can you FATHOM that entities art being anything less then ten out of ten five stars? ridiculous. its perfect

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

now that there’s like 700 pokemon the real question is

what pokemon is #666

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

B O W  B E F O R E  Y O U R  D A R K  O V E R L O R D

[theonetheonlyanak]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[fanonical]

you know, i do have some kind of affection for the old 'everyone lives in avengers tower and is friends' style of fanfic. we just wanted everyone to chill. it's great

[i-am-a-fish]

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[sunbathe-yoursoul]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[ladyofbooksandyarn]

I did a similar thing at my work and haven't been fired yet...