Are we all ready for Christmas, comrades?
No. No we are not.
[he’s currently slumped over the bar, nursing a glass of tequila]
Christmas sucks. Fuck Christmas.
....
[time to perform her Legion duties and find out what the heck is wrong with this Grinch man] [slides into the stool next to his own]
Spoken like a man who may be having a bad time.







