* QUEEN / BITCH !!

priv. indie blog for bridgette waters, an asoiaf oc. written by b.

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Jon Snow:

everyone in contact with him: so you got stabbed in the heart by your own men huh

Jon Snow: ...that was ONE TIME

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who’s gonna punch bri in the throat

but like lovingly

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bridgette waters aesthetics (1/?)

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Why isn’t he attacking?

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“the melee is all about waiting to strike. if the man just runs out and attacks, he opens himself up for attack.” bridgette shakes her head again. highborns. “is this your first tourney at king’s landing? you look northern.”

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Why can’t you just take the frigging compliment?

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“STOP YELLING AT ME! i have low self esteem, bitch!”

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It’s not an insult, it’s a fact.

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“we’re talking semantics now, your lordliness? doesn’t sound very fun, but most of you highborn folk are no fun. now, where’s the ale. if i’m up here freezing my arse off, i might as well be drunk.”

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Men died yesterday.

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bridgette snorted, rolling her brown eyes slowly. “men die every day. and women pick up the pieces. that’s how it is. that’s how it’ll always be until there are no more men left and women conquer what’s left. or the hobbits. hobbits might make a comeback.”

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Black Sails 1x05 Sentence Starters

You don’t trust me, do you? Men died yesterday. How can you pretend you don’t have any doubts about all this? This is a stupid fucking idea. I said he could put one digit in my bum, not three! We’re the proud new owners of a brothel. Lie to my face, you shit! Right now we do well to keep our mouths shut. I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘fucked’. If you take it, don’t give it. You were the one who threw me to them in the first place! I only thought they would kill you. Is the cunt still here? It’s a rought world out there, isn’t it? I think we all know what we’re up against today. I’ve never even shot a pistol! He said I wasn’t to take no for an answer. What if he’s wrong? Come on, you bitch. Come on! Why isn’t he attacking? I don’t think I can do this. Don’t waste a shot! Fuck him and fuck that. It’s not an insult, it’s a fact. And you’re supporting this? You know that I want nothing more than make this place safe and stable. They believe you to be a tyrant in a petticoat. Your commitment to this place is admirable, but you’re young and rash. You have until dark to come to your senses. Perhaps it is time we send them our terms. We men of duty must often put our feelings aside. Guilt is natural, but also goes away if you let it.

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RP Starters from my Favorite Vines

( contains some nsfw language, feel free to edit if necessary! )

- Hit that like button if you think being haunted is… kinda hot… - You know what? I think we’re gonna be friends. - I got an a-bor-tion- - If you are there, please speak to us. - Gather round, let me tell you the story of the Black Forest Ham… - Can I get a cup of coffee? Black? - How much did you pay for that taco? - My dad’s gonna beat the crap out of you, you fucking haters- - Bitch, haha! Why you mad? - And they were roommates. - Did you know that Jesus loves you? - Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho! - I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag. - This is why Mom doesn’t fucking love you! - I want a church girl that go to church and read your bible- - So no head? - Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your No Yelling Sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat- - Calm down, we don’t want to panic at the Disco! - I ain’t never gonna stop loving you… bitch. - Damn, look at that stomach tho! - I’m drinking a Mountain Dew past midnight. I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight! - Does your face hurt? Well, it’s killing me! - Hey, I want to be famous… - So what’s the scoop? - Hey, want a kiss? - We about to drink this vodka, down the hatch, let’s go! - I never fucking learned how to read. - What’s better than this? Guys being dudes. - Why can’t you just take the frigging compliment? - I won’t hesitate, bitch!

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“bitches be crimin’”

—me, 10 seconds ago

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two sellswords walk into a bar

@thesellsword

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MY STRAW GOES ACROOOOOSS THE ROOM AND I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE 

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THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMAAAARE!

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I WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR EGGS ALL OF THEM

I hope you get salmonella. And then, when you get salmonella, I’ll come steal your castle.

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if i don't get a room in your fancy castle, i'm going to throw eggs at you until you die.

eat my asshole

we take a break from this scheduled positivity to tell bridgette to kindly fuck off | @ladyviicious​

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i’m about to buy so many fucking eggs, i swear to the father.

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nxrthborn‌ !!

With a roll of his eyes, Pytre waves off the others poorly done curtsies. “Please… just call me Pytre. Had I not been taken in by the Stark’s I’d have just been another Northerner,” he never was one to BOAST about his own title. “And what of you? You’re that Sell Sword I’ve heard others tell about.”

“pytre it is, then. i’m bridgette. bridgette waters.” he states her job title, and she cuts her eyes with a well timed blush. “well, i see my reputation precedes me. i am, in fact, a sell sword. a damn good one too. best in westeros, i’d say, but i say a lot nowadays.”

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nxrthborn‌ !!

“Well, it’s quite complicated really.” Pytre chuckles rubbing the back of his head. “I was adopted by the Stark’s and some folk refer to me as Lord.”

“ooo,” she remarks, wiggling her fingers. she bows and curtsies appropriately (albeit very poorly) and grins. “should i refer to you as my lord? lady in the kitchens said your name started with a ‘b’. or was it a ‘p’? her accent was rather thick. you northern folk and all. all gibberish.”

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starter for @nxrthborn because i can

“you’re a bastard too, right? please tell me you’re not some fancy lord and the bitch in the kitchens was yankin’ my leg.”