THESELLSWORD -- an independent ser bronn of the blackwater from hbo's game of thrones. loved endlessly by bunny. 31. PST. est. 1/2014
RULES / VERSES / EDD / OTTO / STANNIS / JAIME
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@thesellsword
THESELLSWORD -- an independent ser bronn of the blackwater from hbo's game of thrones. loved endlessly by bunny. 31. PST. est. 1/2014
RULES / VERSES / EDD / OTTO / STANNIS / JAIME
r u still alive
not really. lmao i'm sorry
EMERGENCY WRITING COMMISSIONS !
hello, everyone! my name is lore, and i am one of the many americans affected by the government shutdown. as a result, my husband and i will not be receiving our food benefits this month and, due to an additional medical bill we were not expecting to pay, we are short about $100 for our bills this month. i have until november 10th to accumulate these funds, so i wanted to open some writing commissions to make ends meet.
my credentials & examples of my work: my ao3, i am a published author, etc.
i am opening 10 slots of 2,500-word commissions at $10 each, and 5 slots of 5,000-word commissions at $20 each. if i fill all of these slots, i will be able to pay my bills for the month and have a small cushion to hold us over until my next paycheck on the 13th.
fandoms i can/will write: love & deepspace, honkai: star rail, coral island, jujutsu kaisen, hitman reborn, final fantasy xiv, ace attorney, fallout (3, new vegas, 4), baldur's gate 3, and more . . . ! (if you don't see your fandom listed, please inquire!)
genres i will write: reader insert, smut, hurt/comfort, angst, fluff, canon x oc (i will write YOUR OC for YOU!), SMAUs (social media AUs), action/adventure, whump, AND MORE . . . !
to claim a slot, please fill out this intake form. commissions will be serviced in the order received. a more detailed do's and don'ts is under the cut. payment can be made through paypal, venmo, cashapp, or other service.
thank you in advance for helping a poor girl eat in unprecedented times. <3 please, if you are unable to purchase a slot, please reblog this for traction & share with your friends.
dakota johnson is not allowed to be both super pretty and super funny what the hell.
@thesellsword
[text slick sword] you won't know until you do it
[text slick sword] wouldn't you like to know?
[text: pretty boy] won't know what [text: pretty boy] what the fuck are we talking about here [text: pretty boy] are you high?
nooo what happened with your job :(
basically a combo of a few things: poor company management by the people at the top, AI, and some other political stuff
i got laid off after working there for a really long time and it sucks
soooooo i lost my job lol
/totally anon/ hey pal, long time no see. listen, I really need a little favor, friend to friend. you see since the whole hand incident I’ve kinda had the NHS up my ass the whole time and guess what, turned out my sister spent my part of the inheritance and basically everything else on her lil temper tantrum, so - wanna meet for a coffee sometime? hmu , jaime 🤙
Cue Bronn looking at his phone a few times before letting out a deep, deep sigh for @tymptir. "Jaime-fucking-Lannister." He mumbles to himself with a soft roll of his eyes, but there's a smirk lining his lips. -> jaime: how could i say no 2 u -> jaime: better be some nice $$$$ attached :)
my inbox was full of anons asking for money lmao
sorry i astral projected for too many months.
get to know me!
do you make your bed?: lol imagine. i'm trying to rip myself out of a depression den though so maybe in the future!
favourite number?: 3. it's a good number.
job?: i work in digital streaming!
if you could go back to school, would you?: i would want to go back to college because all of my friends lived in the same place. i do also like learning, but only about the things i'm interested about... like photography and voice acting.
can you parallel park?: I can! pretty well, actually. sometimes i surprise myself with how good i can do it.
do you think aliens are real?: yeah. i think it's pretty arrogant to think we're the only lifeforms in the universe tbh.
can you drive a manual car?: no. i think it would be cool to learn, though.
what's your guilty pleasure?: mary jane. 🍃 (clown honks)
tattoos?: none! though i've been wanting to get one. sometimes i play around with henna tattoos.
favourite colour?: most shades of blue. :)
do you like puzzles?: hell yeah. i even have done digital puzzles with my friends.
any phobias?: HEIGHTS. i start shaking like a goddamn leaf. also which is partially responsible for my fear of rollercoasters.
favourite childhood sport?: track & field. i was a championship shot-putter.
do you talk to yourself?: literally all the time. i plan things out loud. i talk about character stuff out loud. i also live by myself so that makes for a lot of solo conversations.
tagged by: @azmenka ♡ tagging: @quccninchains @twogoldenchains @kingmaketh @zalisdarys
blows the dust off. sorry, i took a bit of an extended hiatus unintentionally. i suppose it's quite a regular occurrence here since i disappear without fucking word. so i apologize there!! i'm gonna get back up and running shortly!
i'll be back soon, promise.
not feeling at the top of my game today. probably won't be around much on tumblr unless i get another burst of energy. sorry i know i've been on hiatus for a while. hopefully tomorrow will be better. catch me on discord.
@agirlingrey: are we shipping bronn/shae now because if so sign me the fuck up xoxo
WAY AHEAD OF YOU - ALL ABOARD THE SS BRONN/SHAE SHIP
@thesellsword made this gem just 4 u
IF YOU ALL DON'T FOLLOW @twogoldenchains I WILL FIND YOU I HAVE A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS
For hands of gold are always COLD, but a woman's hands are WARM. || private, selective, low activity. SHAE (got/asoiaf). loved by mar. 25 + orig est. 2012 revamped Oct 2024.