I'm Like A Monet

Taylor. 18. Accidental comedian. Thespian. Singer. Blogger. I'm from Vermont, USA. International Studies major. I'm constantly living with the struggle of being gluten intolerant and knowing that bagels exist.

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rare snepe (snail pepe)

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Its a Tumblr blunt. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B

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GET THIS ILLEGAL POT WEED OFF MY DASH

SIC SEMPER CANNABIS 

[cossackia]

YOU FOOL, DON’T YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE? 

YOU’VE CREATED 2 WEED!

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How women prepare for first dates

Bonus: How men prepare for first dates:

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

Accurate.

[pokemonprofessor]

Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.

[onemuseleft]

One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.

[taco-bell-rey]

when someone calls you “hun”

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Today’s political post

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thank you

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FLAWLESS VICTORY

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some nerd: hey you play on PC?

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

some nerd: holy shit

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[imagineguyfieri]

Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”

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Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

[rrachelinthewildd]

We tried to get a nice scenic shot but she does what she wants.

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This is the most scenic thing I’ve ever seen

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please log off

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if there were ever a more relatable post I havent found it