it's a good day to be a maid

she/her new system host still a weirdo still a girl liker formerly precure himejoshi

[sunray-angel]

nice try taking a panty shot idiot. it isn't wearing panties

[yamada-ryo]

it's literally peak

[yamada-ryo]

[yamauchi-sakiko]

uh huh

[lagomorphhimejoshi]

teitoku why are you green

[mollyjames]

I once went to a girl's house with the intent of playing games but was so exhausted I instead fell asleep in her lap for two hours while she pet my head

[mollyjames]

Yayy!

[monochromeblend]

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[girlthulhu]

wololo

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[melodies-stereo]

tell a trans woman you love her today. please. tell her she's wanted and loved and treasured and special. tell her every kind thing in your heart that you feel for her. tell her that she makes it all worthwhile. tell her you love her and don't ever let go. tell her before its too late. please

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

I want to let every girl who has ever felt alone fall asleep next to me…

[reluctantlybouncingonit]

Just… be fucking nice to girls. The world by default is impatient, can’t communicate for shit and doesn’t know how to be gentle. Do what it can’t. Just be fucking nice.

[zxbuster-advent]

LET ME REBLOG ILLYA MIYU AND CHLOE YOU SHITTY WEBSITE

[zxbuster-advent]

I saved them

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

Just A Little Reminder

I could tell you were nervous.

You tried to hide it with jokes, just like you always do. I've always loved that about you, the way you soften yourself for the person you're talking to, so of course I could tell. It's your way of asking to be reassured.

I can't help myself so, just like I always do, I gave you what you wanted.

I reminded you of everything you already know: it's a very safe surgery, tens of thousands of people have gotten it, your surgeon probably does two of these a week. The only thing the implant can do is is give you a gentle nudge suggesting that you could think about something. It has no influence on what you think about that something.

It's not mind control, it's just a little reminder.

That phrase became like a totem for you, a little shorthand spell to invoke a conversation that we'd trodden into familiarity. You even made the surgeon laugh, cutting him off before he could explain to proudly present it to him in a nutshell. Everywhere you go, everyone you meet falls just a little bit in love with you like that.

I wondered what you'd think, that first time. Just a little reminder: you could be thinking about how wonderful you are. I knew that you'd be delighted, of course. I looked forward to talking with you about it that evening, knew that you would look at me in that way you have with those lights dancing in your eyes, but I wondered if you felt a flicker of something else.

I left you more and more in-between your meetings, birthdays, and bills: you could be thinking about the way you shine when I look at you. consider that your hands are the perfect shape to fit mine. remember the last time I told you that you're beautiful.

Did you see the shape of it?

remember that you dress to feel beautiful, that I always think you're beautiful. remember to eat the food I left you in the fridge. remember that you don't have to be ashamed with me. remember to take care of yourself like I take care of you. remember that you don't have to be ashamed with me.

I hate the way you see yourself, sometimes. The hurt you feel when you look in the mirror.

remember that you're special to me. think about how I'll always take care of you. consider that a career isn't everything. remember that you don't care what anyone thinks as long as I'm here.

I just want you to see yourself the way I see you.

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

[dollbandcry]

[502-tachibana]

double peace and eyes that hate

[floral-rabbits]

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