{ not a pearl }

Spencer || 20 years || Laila Mcqueen trash // Orlando based drag queen, check me out. @draggedyanne on twitter.

[myrosecolouredgirl]

*makes fun of hot topic while in hot topic with the intention of buying something from hot topic*

[lailawasrobbed-blog]

I drew Katya for someone on twitter! My commissions are open so DM me if you want details!

[hyperspaceprincess]

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

[distinguishedbaloney]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[ebonyglo]

LMAO. Personally attached and also attacked

[eddiesgazebos]

[lailawasrobbed-blog]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

[kylesquips]

That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao

[rotpuppy]

what happened kyle

[kylesquips]

I typed out a whole long thing but im scared that this information is too much for anyone to handle

[kylesquips]

I will tell all of you the story after I take a nap cause I gotta be somewhere soon and havent slept yet

[kylesquips]

Alright fuck it . So Id say basically anyone with a dick has tried to suck their own dick at least once in their life. Some time ago I found out that I was one of the few people on this planet that actually can. So one night a long time ago I was cranking my hog, and I was using this vaseline brand lotion and eventually I got bored of that and decided I wanted to up the ante and suck my own dick. So after wiping off some of the excess lotion on my hands, I put my dick in my mouth and realize that it tastes a little weird, probably from some of the lotion on my dick but I didnt really pay it any mind because it didnt taste bad really and I figured that since most of the lotion already got absorbed into my dick skin that I probably was gonna be fine. Oh how wrong I was. Not too long after I finish, I get very hot, my vision goes blurry and my heart rate shoots through the god damn roof. Everything in my body just felt very very wrong. So In the middle of the night, I told my mom I was sick (omitting the fact that it was from accidentally eating lotion that I had sucked off my own dick) and she for some reason focused on my heart rate being fucked up and very rapid. I ended up seeing a heart specialist who made me wear a heart monitor for a month so they could monitor any irregularities and all the while I just knew that it was from the fucking lotion I ate and I just could never ever tell anyone, not the fucking doctor and especially not my mom what really happened. That I got poisoned from sucking my own dick

[petroboomin]

[endless-puppies]

Bath time for this little polar bear pup

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[fidgetingpetal]

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[2tiedships2]

Sign of the Times at Nova’s Red Room

[saiasus]

[seonhgwa]

Sasha Velour on what drag does at NIGHTGOWNS, Jan 2017

[bopeep]

me @ my bf: dont look at me..this is bad lighting 

[nostalgicgifs]