Cry on someone else's shoulder

Alaina 'Laine' Darling, professional eye-roller

[electriicboots-blog]

Do I need a hair cut?

[laine-darling]

Oh, for heaven's sake. [Pushes his hair back]

[grantblack-deactivated20130314]

When did..

life get so complicated?

[laine-darling]

I think it's part of the definition that it's difficult.

[quinn-manning-deactivated201304]

Whoa...

[quinn-manning-deactivated201304]

I need fakes so my originals don’t get taken. It’s a safety thing.

[laine-darling]

and here I thought it was an illegal thing. 

One of Josslyn's, perhaps?

[laine-darling]

I am not sick.

[electriicboots-blog]

Bad penny? I’m no penny.

[laine-darling]

Fine, maybe you're a nickel. 

[quinn-manning-deactivated201304]

Whoa...

[quinn-manning-deactivated201304]

  Yes. But it is a very good copy. I’m interested to know who has talent such as this…

[laine-darling]

Wanting another reproduction?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

I’ve not done anything illegal. 

[laine-darling]

I never said you did.

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Why would I get arrested? 

[laine-darling]

You'd know better than me.

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Maybe.

[laine-darling]

Oh, well, don't get arrested.

[quinn-manning-deactivated201304]

Whoa...

…Oh, it’s a copy…

[laine-darling]

Someone getting duped?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

I had no idea. It was completely out of the blue.

[laine-darling]

Must not have been paying attention.

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

She didn’t really explain why.

[laine-darling]

Find it hard to believe you can't see something like that coming.

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Yeah I think it was something to do with my paranoia or something.

[laine-darling]

I didn't realize that was a new development.

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Just some bullshit with my ex wife. It’s the reason I’m here actually. Had to move out.

[laine-darling]

People generally don't live with their exes. You must have pissed her off well.

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Ugh. You’re right about that.

[laine-darling]

So what's being held against you?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

People make mistakes in the past but we move on.

[laine-darling]

Good outlook. Some people don't forgive.

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

I don’t think it’ll happen.

[laine-darling]

That sneaky?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

[barnsleyisbonkers-blog]

No need to hang out my dirty laundry really.

[laine-darling]

It has a way of getting out, anyway.