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he’s so fluffy <3
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.
He smiled at me so I smiled back! Thanks Buddha. 😁😀☺
current mood: 🎃🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🎃🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🎃🎃🍂
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Gotta start my Halloween posts 🎃👻
Halloween Music
Please add your own!!!
Classics:
Thriller - Michael Jackson
Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.
Monster Mash - Bobby “Boris” Pickett and the Crypt Kickers
The Addams Family Theme - Vic Mizzy
The Witch Doctor - Cartoons
Grim Grinning Ghosts - Various
Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
(Don’t Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Spooky Scary Skeletons - Andrew Gold
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Instrumental/Themes:
Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor - Johann Sebastian Bach
The Munsters Theme - Jack Marshall
Psycho Theme - Bernard Herrmann
It Was Always You Helen (Candyman Theme) - Philip Glass
Halloween Theme - John Carpenter
Friday the 13th Theme - Harry Manfredini
Tubular Bells - Mike Oldfield
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Theme - Nerf Herder
Angel Theme - Darling Violetta
X Files Theme - Mark Snow
Twilight Zone Theme - Bernard Herrmann
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Creepy/Halloween Appropriate Non-Halloween Songs
Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
Ghost - Halsey
The Ghost of You - My Chemical Romance
Zombie - The Cranberries
Witchy Woman - The Eagles
Spooky - Classics IV
Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell
Little Ghost - The White Stripes
Clap For The Wolfman - The Guess Who
Vampire Money - My Chemical Romance
Monster - Imagine Dragons
Demons - Imagine Dragons
Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Vampires Will Never Hurt You - My Chemical Romance
Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong, But… - Arctic Monkeys
Super Freak - Rick James
Mr Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne
The Monster - Eminem ft. Rihanna
Haunted - Evanescence
1980s Horror Film - Wallows
Dead! - My Chemical Romance
Cemetery Drive - My Chemical Romance
Ghost - Fefe Dobson
Walking With a Ghost - Tegan and Sara
Blood - My Chemical Romance
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Films/Episodes With Multiple Halloween Songs
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Corpse Bride
Once More With Feeling (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode)
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Fidèle (May 2003–January 2016), a Belgian yellow Labrador Retriever, made famous due to his habit of sleeping on a windowsill facing the Groenerei canal in Bruges, Belgium.
“Excuse me, Lady. I must destroy this source of fake news and dark arts of political manipulation.”
Video by Jax Teller Morrow 🐾
the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃
some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR
Fall Out Boy - Alternative Press Magazie cover shoot (X)
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you
… Please tell me you guys are kidding.
Florida is like it’s own country I swear
I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.
oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?
north florida is yes. The rest is not.
I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍
Um. This is so wrong.
You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.
clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas
This gets better and more accurate with every post.
Yo. You forgot the Mid-Atlantic! Ya amatures.
Fall Out Boy - LP Spree
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
demono
((”Not just pizza”))
((”but eternal damnation”))
Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.
He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses
Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.
Photoshop Battle time! I’m interested to see what you creatives can come up with!
Pick a reply in the notes below to add your photoshop edit reblog so we can start a chain of creativity that would make Bob proud.
Monya Lisa
Cat-ception
Dogs playing Poker is overrated.
Someone left this in our inbox. With humor and ❤.
Markus…
“Fixed it”
“my great great grandfeline”
The resemblance.
Koala with the pearl earring
LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏
The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.
The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers. No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it.
Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this
Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldi’s also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.
Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldi’s chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters.
It stops this…
Then the employees have to do this
reblogging this because I love Alidis
With the exception of the shelf stacking, all of this is totally normal in every single supermarket chain in the UK… what the heck America
Same for Germany… why would you make it any more complicated than that. Just. Why not let them sit??
They’re not normal for no reason. The right to sit during work seems normal for most retail workers in these countries because they are it is part of the labor rights that have been won by unions. Sometimes the right to sit was won in an agreement with the store and sometimes it was put down in national laws.
For example, in the UK your employer legally has to provide you with a comfortable seat if you do work that can be done while seating. In the Netherlands you have to be provided a seat if you work at a cash register for more than 4 hours a day or for more than 1 hour uninterrupted.
Unionize.
America’s Unions got killed.