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“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
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new type of guy just dropped
Y'all forgetting the OG
The above post is not the OG.
The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.
Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…
someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati
Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS
You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"
They're serfing the internet
there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate
that doesn’t stop most tumblr users
how dare you say we surf on the poor
I don't watch Star Trek, but I love lighting and want this on my blog
ds9 meets text posts pt 3 of ????
i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
Fuck his dad
amazing
I saw this on Facebook and had to look it up. It really happened, albeit the details are different. From Homesteading Space: The Skylab Story:
"On the evening of MD-46, I finally played the trick that had been in work for over two month," said Garriott. "It even had the flight controllers puzzled for twenty-five years! My objective was to pretend that my wife, Helen, had come up to Skylab to bring us a hot meal, even though this was an obvious impossibility. Here is how the scheme worked. I recorded her voice on my small hand-held tape recorder before flight, pretending to have a brief conversation with a Capcom, with time gaps for his replies. The Capcom would be my only accomplice, but his role would be carefully disguised.
It was also necessary to have some recent event mentioned to validate the currency of the dialogue, so it would seem it could not have been recorded before fight. The short dialogue is printed below in its entirety. I knew that both Bob Crippen and Karl Henize were going to be Capcoms for Skylab, so they were brought into the planning, given the script and rehearsed on their timing. They kept the short script on a piece of paper in their billfolds, awaiting the right moment.
"For our flight in August-September, there would be many occasions of natural disasters involving forest fires or hurricanes, which would be widely known throughout the United States. So a few comments about one or the other were made on the tape. This led to four different scripts being recorded, one for each of the two Capcoms and one each for the two natural events. I would play the tape on the normal air-to-ground voice link with my wife's recorded voice and the Capcom would respond as if totally surprised by the female interloper."
Near the end of one period of voice contact Garriott said to the ground, "I'll have something for you on the next pass, Bob." Crippen replied, "Roger that, Owen." Then quietly and surreptitiously, he reviewed the brief script that had been in his pocket for all these weeks. Soon after coming into voice range, the ground heard this voice on the standard air-to-ground link:
Skylab (a female voice): "Gad, I don't see how the boys manage to get rid of the feedback berween these speakers.... Hello Houston, how are you reading me down there? (s sec. pause) Hello Houston, are you reading Skylab?"
Capcom: "Skylab, this is Houston. We heard you alright, but had difficulty recognizing your voice. Who do we have on the line up there?"
Skylab: "Hello Houston. Roger. Well I haven't talked with you for a while. Isn't that you down there, Bob? This is Helen, here in Skylab. The boys hadn't had a good home cooked meal in so long, I thought I'd bring one up. Over"
Capcom: "Roger, Skylab. Someone's gotta be pulling my leg, Helen. Where are you?"
Skylab: "Right here in Skylab, Bob. Just a few orbits ago we were looking down on those forest fires in California. The smoke sure covers a lot of territory, and, oh boy, the sunrises are just beautiful! Oh oh..... See you later, Bob. I hear the boys coming up here and I'm not supposed to be on the radio."
"Then quiet returned to the voice link, but we were told later, Bob Crippen had lots of questions coming his way in the Control Center," Garriott said. "What was going on? Where was this voice coming from? Bob must have been a very good actor, because he claimed complete ignorance and innocence of how it happened. Everyone heard it coming down on the air-to-ground loop. The whole two-way conversation sounded like a perfectly normal dialogue. No breaks or gaps, and they all heard Bob respond in real time. Could I have recorded Helen's voice on a 'family conversation' from our home? Yes, but there was no recent one. How would she have known about the fires, or who was to be on Capcom duty and how could she respond to Bob's comments in real time, as everyone could hear?
"No one ever worked out how this was accomplished. Finally, at our twenty-fifth reunion celebration in Houston in 1998, and with many of the flight directors and controllers present and still with no clue as to how it was done, I described it all as above. My prejudiced opinion is that this was the best 'gotcha' ever perpetrated on our friendly flight controllers!"
Crippen recalled: "That was kind of a fun trick. There was head rubbing.
Everybody in the MOCR, or the control room, was looking like, What the hell is going on?' We did a good job. It was fun. Working those missions got to be tough. We did all kinds of things to try to come up with levity. That was a nice one that the crew got that the ground control didn't know about."
This is the face of a evil genius,
youre not yaoiful at all
a lot of u use words like gaslighting and psyop when u meaning lying and tricking
a psyop is like when the pentagon keeps hundreds of supposedly independent political analysts on its payroll and issues them talking points so they can go on every cable news channel and maintain the illusion of free speech while protecting the military-industrial complex. it is not when your roommate lies about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,
this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened
Source
PragerU should be nowhere near the US education system
you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
Remo has the day off, and he’s in a stellar mood as he treks across town for a matinee with his friend. It’s on this journey that Remo notices how many yellow flowers there are, and decides to make a simple post on the Tinglepost social media platform. He types: I like the color yellow.
When Remo exits the movie, however, he discovers that all hell has broken loose. He’s gone viral online for his careless words about the color blue, thousands of people arguing with him about things he never said. The next thing Remo knows, he’s face to face with the physical manifestation of thousands of angry comments, but now that he’s confronting the bizarre nature of the internet head on, he’s beginning to think the solution to his problem might be a little easier, and more erotic, than he first thought.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay comment avalanche action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living online pattern love.
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we all know this classic online way. new tingler POSTING ONLINE THAT I LIKE THE COLOR YELLOW AND THEN GETTING POUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF ANGRY COMMENTS ABOUT HOW I SAID I HATE BLUE out now and free for everyone on the chuck tingle patreon
this tingler is free in celebration of my new novel LUCKY DAY. if youve enjoyed my trot on your social media but never made leap into ordering a book, let this be your invitation to consider LUCKY DAY. thanks bud either way i appreciate you so dang much. LOVE IS REAL
EDIT: UPDATE it seems that PATREON has bent the knee to censorship in the digital age and said that romance and erotica can only exist behind a PAYWALL. this story WAS FLAGGED. fortunately patreon members can get it and it is now on amazon as usual with the other tinglers
@teaboot
Oh No Fucking Way In Hell
#can't believe dr chuck tingle wrote a book about tumblr user teaboot
NORMALIZE the thing that looks like an old man living in your basement
DESTIGMATIZE the act of closing your vent to stop his dry whispering– which you cannot tell whether it is random or directed at you– from reaching you
ROMANTICIZE the idea of counting the number of stairs he climbs each night and praying he never makes it to the top
GUYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
we HAVE to let people know its okay to experience:
being repulsed by the putrid smell of his bile
feeling sick when seeing your grandparents because of the thing in your basement
locking your bedroom door even though you know it wouldnt be enough to stop him
letting your faucets run for a few seconds every morning because ever since he arrived more and more of your tap water had come out black as ink
knowing exactly what he looks like even though the only time you ever saw him was your first encounter with him at your uncle’s funeral when you were 6
questioning why youre the only one who remembers your dog
why cant anyone else remember your dog
what happened to your dog
oh my god i can still hear him whimpering downstairs some nights
i dont know if its actually him or just that thing taunting me