The Great White North

“I am a Canadian, free to speak without fear, free to worship in my own way, free to stand for what I think right, free to oppose what I believe wrong, or free to choose those who shall govern my country. This heritage of freedom I pledge to uphold...

[lakestonorthernlights]

likeglory:

That’s beside the point–he wasn’t worth listening to half the time.

[you know what]

[they’re just going to stomp on his foot]

[so there]

[He’s smirking so much more now okay this is great]

[Way to be an adult Aaron you show your little brother all that maturity]

Mature.

[Siiiiiiiiiip]

[And maybe take some pity and hold his half-empty cup out to them] Want to finish it?

[lakestonorthernlights]

likeglory:

[no they want it :c]

You know good and well mother didn’t care for teaching.

[okay but it’s his they can get their own :c]

Or was it that you didn’t care for learning?  

Tu étais toujours stupide, vraiment. 

[He’s just going to siiiiip and smirk.]

[lakestonorthernlights]

likeglory:

[gonna try just taking the starbucks]

[they want some]

[pls]

[:c]

[No it’s his go away]

Did your mother not teach you to use your words.

[lakestonorthernlights]

[He’s here with starbucks]

[lakestonorthernlights]

sits here

[yummyfoooooood]

Cinnamon Pancakes with Chocolate Chips

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Frosted Doughnuts

[profeminist]

“Have you seen Canada’s new $10 bill? It features Viola Desmond, a civil rights pioneer who sparked the country’s civil rights movement after she refused to leave the whites-only movie theater. She’s first Black person and also first non-royal woman to grace any Canadian currency.”

-  Luisa Haynes‏

[colleenrants]

The Evolution of Canadian Provinces

[xshaydx]

Nootka Sound, Vancouver Island

[demi-marvel]

sometimes i scoff at canadian stereotypes but then i remember that in the north there are actual photo-taking contests for frozen wet hair because in the north it gets so cold that when you take a dip in a hot tub or some hot springs your hair can freeze in seconds

[fullcravings]

Walnut Banana Foster Pancakes

[fullcravings]

Naturally Leavened Bomboloni (Doughnuts)

[onlyincanadayousay2]

The bacon-eater poutine Smoke’s Poutinerie

[lakestonorthernlights]

likeglory:

[not rude, only realistic]

[they refuse to acknowledge this–]

So you’re a very light-weight. For shame.

[they’ll bat his hand away though because excuse you, this is theirs now]

[realistically rude, whatever]

[it’s okay Matt will acknowledge this for them--]

Am not--!

[no he wants to play with the ear, so he’ll just bat their hand right back and flick the ear again]

[lakestonorthernlights]

likeglory:

Have. [it’s always down to a pride thing with these two]

It was mother’s, and mother annoyed me. [at least he’s using singular instead of plural, maybe he doesn’t know about the other instances then] [so there’s only one person who can hold it against them]

It wasn’ even a good donut, it does nothing to gain you any favor.

[they can’t really argue that one though]

So that it doesn’t get dirty in the first place. You’re just being lazy, though.

Not everything, only most of the things. There’s a small difference there.

Not. [this is true, it really has to stop-]

I think this is the first time I’ve heard you call him mother. I guess he’s finally getting to you, huh? [poor goat it didn’t deserve that terrible fate-] 

Any donut is better than no donut, besides I said it was plain. And why would you think I’d give away a good donut for free?

[no they can’t see he’s the best 8)]

...that’s stupid. Shouldn’t you wait until it gets a little dirty and then clean it?

How about right now?

[atomic-fireball-deactivated2018]

I love how the stereotype is that Canadians are super polite, but two of our most famous superheroes are Wolverine and Deadpool.