.My kind of Magic.

Oh hey there, I'm 22,female and can assure you I'm unlike anyone you have ever known. I have the best family and boyfriend anyone could ask for. Converse with me.

[yimmyayo]

[africant]

[moan-s]

[harknesswife]

[rihannafenty]

#FreeKesha

[rosegoldenvirgo]

2015 WHAT ARE THOOOOSE: negative, judgmental, unsupportive

2016 DAMN DANIEL: positive, supportive, uplifting 

[lakied]

Me: (to group of children) Raise your hand if you have a song you'd like us to sing!

Little boy: The pterodactyl song!

Me: I don't know that one. How does the pterodactyl song go?

Little boy: (Throws back his head and emits an ungodly screech)

Me: Fair enough.

[legendofbisexuals-old-deactivat]

daphne is a savage

[catazoid-deactivated20200420]

[yelyahmomsen]

Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You, 1999.

[nofatnowhip]

[kidlazer]

[timbllr]

I wonder how I would’ve ended up if you hadn’t walked into my life.

t.k (via timbllr)

[pikachutwo]

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[soft-butch-cassidy]

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

[jurassicarmada-deactivated20181]

Grandma yes

[cheesymermaid]

I just tried to tell this to my girlfriend.

Me: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Her: Oh, I know this! It has to do with the plague back in the 1500s. You see, [explanation of plague stuff]

Me: In… In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.

Her: What?

Me: It’s a joke. It was just a joke.

[maybethistimemegz]