lalo 🪐

typhus survivor, disaster responder, pastafarian minister, pansexual, eco-localist

[rosieandthemoon]

Qingshan Lake in Hangzhou, China

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[lalo-wires]

for sale. can of chef boyardee. never rolled.

[lightningthunderstorm]

Colored ver

Ink ver

[depsidase]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[lalo-wires]

i think everyone should start their own religion from scratch. everyone should syncretize all on their own. lore and mythology don't have to be ancient or hereditary

[whyenn-reader]

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

[lalo-wires]

had a dream that i was being plagued by ghosts, so i sought out hank green, who just handed me a loaded 9mm with a blank expression

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the pure of heart do not require a "car" and "driver's license" to travel

[natanvance]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

WTF (where's the feta?)

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[infectiouspiss]

if i was a youtuber i wouldn't be taking sponsorships from stuff like audible or honey i'd be reaching out to babybel to ask if i can be paid in cheese to hype them up

[cryptotheism]

[depsidase]