i'm the queen

and now you've come back into my life / it's like all the dreams I had have come true / I fell asleep in my car one night / and never woke up / never woke up

[illegal-meme-deactivated2025081]

That old ravioli commercial where the kid would want a can while they were at the store but the mom made them put it back then the can would throw itself on the ground and rolled to their house. The mom would just cook it as if it’s not weird that a can if ravioli just showed up in their house

[devilishpoet]

So I’m finally posting selfies of myself here because I look great and my bindi coordinates with my outfit.

[jiinxiie-archive-blog]

im still in awe over these two(this one)(?)

ᵐᵒᵘˢᵉᵗʳᵃᵖ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʰᵉʳᵉ

[123deletingdarling-deactivated2]

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

[torchy-worchy-blog]

[im-sooo-changable]

And so the whole male population is traumatised

[letsgo-cats]

Good

[fog-lake]

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mom and dad i’m sorry that you have to find things out this way but i guess you could say it’s better now with me being the one to take your souls away i wanna be the grim reaper nothing you say could change my mind

[pordzofthemoose]

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15032638/

[challengerapproaching]

Huh.

Well this is something we never expected Nintendo to address.

[jiinxiie-archive-blog]

courage was a messed up tv show

[frotbot]

aw heck its monday

[frotbot]

herbal—king for the selfie party B)

[joharvhelle]

i stand by the assertion that kids should be taught about gender and sexualities in health class, and that it should be done from a neutral standpoint that lets students understand that gender variation and queerness is healthy and natural

that’s what we should teach instead of preaching abstinence

[leabins-deactivated20210512]

[mehahu]

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

[peachcitt]

This is the best description ever

[ak0500]

(via)

[indecisiveshawty]

Attention all broke people!

If you’re ever hungry and have no money, go to iHop and order a short stack of pancakes (I usually order as carryout). The receipt they print for you, has a URL and a phone number to a survey. Once you complete the survey, they’ll give you a code to get a free short stack of pancakes. You can apply it to your order.

It’s not much, but it’s free.

[elige-deactivated20150103]

Bless you✨

[drunkreinhardt-deactivated20170]

Markiplier just became my favorite Youtuber

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

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A is for the apple that he gave to me..

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

me attempting to do anything

[blackbanshee-deactivated2018022]

my dad cooking