Spastic Tendencies

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[highlandvalley]

[abandonedshops]

stop it youre SCARING him!!

[sauntervaguelydown]

I’m putting my foot down, if you don’t Know you’re flirting you’re not Flirting. Flirting requires knowledge and intent. If you’re not doing it on purpose you’re just bantering. I will die on this hill, yes.

[wildhaunt]

I always feel like people think I’m flirting and that makes me feel unsafe. this makes me feel like I have some agency and that I can just kinda say, “no, flirting requires forethought. we’re just talking and I’m being nice.”

[bullet-shot-heroes]

SAY THIS LOUDER

[putrefiedcarcass-deactivated202]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

excellent

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

Let’s look at this again

[thistlecrimes]

WAIT A MINUTE. COMPUTER, ENHANCE.

ENHANCE FURTHER

DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON.

THE PIECES ARE ALL FALLING INTO PLACE

[death-limes]

[heyred101]

Tips for fight scenes

If you get punched in the nose your eyes will water, a lot, even if it didn’t really hurt

Your body follows your head, your head gets pushed one way and your body will want to go that way

Getting hit in the stomach isn’t good, it hurts, getting hit in the diaphragm is worse. Causes your lungs to kinda spasm and make it hard to breathe (diaphragm is between stomach and chest)

When fighting a larger person they will have an easier time forcing you back

The jaw is the knockout button. Hit it hard enough and down for the count

Back of the head is very vulnerable, can cause serious damage if hit there

Kidney punches. They hurt. A lot.

People with experience will try to be where they are comfortable. A wrestler will try to get their opponent on the ground, a boxer will stay on their feet, etc.

Easiest counter to a kick is to get closer to whoever is throwing it, then they won’t have enough room for it to be effective

If you want realism, avoid fancy, flashy moves. They’re less practical and easier to counter.

[bethkerring]

I will definitely be using these tips in the future. I don’t write fight scenes very often, but given that I’ve never been in an actual fight of any sort … yeah, definitely need to know this stuff for those scenes. Very helpful!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

But remember: if you’re too close to kick, you’re in perfect range to knee.

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

if someone drives an elbow into you, especially if they bring it down with their full weight, you can effectively treat it like being hit with a rock in their fist. its an unyeilding, pointed bone & extremely hard.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

who thought it was a good idea to hand 12 year old girls razors & be like. use this incredibly sharp tool to remove ALL the hair on your body every single week or else you will henceforth feel like a Disgusting Beast :-)! whose idea was that

[space-finally]

[blackqueerblog]

MAILING ADDRESS 

Town of Tusayan 

P.O. Box 709 | 845 Mustang Drive

Tusayan, AZ 86023 PHONE [phone] 

EMAIL

Mayor Craig Sanderson 

[email protected] 

Vice-Mayor Becky Wirth 

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Councilor | Brady Harris 

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 Councilor  |  Al Montoya 

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Councilor  |  Robb Baldosky 

[email protected] 

if you don’t have time to write an email, here’s a pre-written letter: https://pastebin.com/Cc3YBWYA 

just copy, add your name, and send the email to a town member!

Please do! Corporations are the biggest criminals of climate change, environmental damage and pollution. Capitalism is rooted in destruction. 

[freakywizard]

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

[atraversso]

Two aliens by ketzal_coatl

[mr-stinky-rock-man]

Look at this goblin and his pet snail

[doggosource]

[theoppositeofnormal]

Hey, does anyone still care about me?

[moss-nymph]

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

[thrunkling666]

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

[nanajitter]

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

[beautifuloutlier]

I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.

Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes: drone, queen, and worker. Workers are only labelled female because someone couldn’t abide the idea of something not being either one or the other.

And before someone calls “genetics” there are many species where both sexes have the exact same genetics, and even many where individuals can change reproductive capacity at will, and scientists suddenly have no problem calling the ones who grow eggs “female” even though they were “male” two weeks ago.

Some species of mammals reproduce asexually. They have only one sex. It is still called “female” because it makes babies even though one might reasonably ask why even make the distinction when every single individual makes babies just the same.

[flikkerij]

are you saying worker bees are….. nonbeenary

[we-kant-even]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

[anarchomoop]

So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes.  Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students.  Like all the time.  It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher.  Plato thought this was bullshit.  He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them.  He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did.  Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example.  So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.

[magicallyemily]

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

[curlsandstems]

I receive it.

[lis-lis-deactivated20210826]

Receiving this positive energy

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i cant believe we as a society let bullying rebecca black when she was like 13 be a cultural phenomena when adult men have been making bad music since forever and getting off scott free

[oldersistercore]

that yodeling kid was was added to coachella and rebecca black was ridiculed within an inch of her life. girls and boys are always treated differently.

[aaronexplainsitall]