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Maths

Dolores: If you have 10 cookies and someone asks for 2, how many do you have?

Y/n: 10

Camilo: Okay, what of someone forcefully takes 2 cookies then, how many do you have?

Y/n: 10 and a dead body

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What is Disney doing

Disney is making hot guys now, like I swear each movie they're getting hotter and hotter like Camilo and now Tyler what the hell. Like every time disney makes a new movie the guys are just taking over the movie. in encanto the main character was Mirabel but like Camilo blew up all over the world. (I'm pretty sure) and like in turning red the movie was about Mei but it's like "hello Tyler" like bro. And BTW sorry I haven't posted in a while. And there will be a new creator so I'm creator 1 and they're creator 2.

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Pepa: Why is Dolores smiling

Dolores: What can I not smile and be happy?

Y/n: She heard Camilo trip in the market

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Don't Talk,

Pepa: Here we don't talk about Bruno

Y/n: Yeah?

Pepa: We sing about him

Camilo: 🎶Seven foot frame rates along his back🎶

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Possessed or

*The Madrigal kids and Y/n playing with a quiji board*

Camilo: 🎶Im a f-ing god🎶

Y/n: Is he being possessed right now?

Dolores: The crazy thing is we don't know

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Pepa: Camilo you have to apologize to Y/n

Camilo: Fine unfuck you or whatever

Pepa: Good

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Credit card

Camilo: Okay we need to unlock this door, Dolores give me your credit card.

Dolores: *Passes her card*

Camilo: *Puts it in his pocket*

Camilo: Cool, Luisa kick down the door.

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Camilo:*his gf/bf knocking on the door*

Isabela: *Runs to the door and opens the door*

Isabela: *Grins evilly*

Isabela: Camilo your gf/bf's here

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I'm THE Family Weirdo

Me: *Liking many fictional characters*

My family: She's a weirdo

Me: *Walks to the wall in my room*

Me: Bruno if you're there can we please talk

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That Note

Camilo: *Reading a note*

Camilo: T-th-the c-c-ca-c-cat i-is s-s-sit-sitting o-on-on t-tha-that m-m-m-mat

Y/n: Camilo what are you 5 give it to me

Y/n: *Snatches the note and it reads*

Note: T-th-the c-c-ca-c-cat i-is s-s-sit-sitting o-on-on t-tha-that m-m-m-mat

Y/n: ...

Camilo: ...

Y/n: ...

Camilo: ...

Y/n: Oh okay, so you can read

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Restaurant Rules

Pepa: Camilo you are 5, okay, you are going to be 5 so we can have a 25 dollar discount

Camilo: But mami I don't want to

Pepa: And I don't want to have to pay 25 extra dollars when we can get it for free

Felix: Just do what she says *whispers* I don't want another hurricane

Camilo: *Sighs* Fine

Dolores, Isabel, Maribel, and Y/n: *Wheezing in the corner*

*At the restaurant*

Waitress: And would you like a colouring book

5 Year old Camilo: Yes, please

*The waitress leaves*

Pepa: And those are our restaurant rules, Camilo, from now on whenever we can get free meals for kids that is what you will be

Camilo: *Trying not to walk out* Yes, mami

Dolores: I am never letting go of this

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Songs Camilo, Maribel, and Y/n would dance to when you guys are drunk

Okay, guys so me and my bestie were thinking of some songs that Camilo, Maribel, and well Y/n would dance to while drunk and we wanted to share it with you guys so here's the link:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/63G3WB2Kvh2H4KQsxoRQgB

Suggestion: Wear headphones if you do end up listening to it

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Meeting Bruno Madrigal

Y/n: ...

Bruno: ...

Camilo: ...

Y/n: How tf is he 7 foot and where are the rats on his back

Camilo: I was 5, okay, I didn't know anything and I still don't

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A little evil

Okay no hate against any character(maybe a little)

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Julieta: Did you hear what happened?

Luisa: Yeah, it's so sad

Madrigal family: *crying*

The town: *crying*

The whole of Encanto: *crying*

Y/n, Pepa, Felix(being the supportive husband and father he is) Bruno, Maribel, Isabel, Camilo Y/friend/n all smirking in the corner

Dolores: Did you guys really push her off the cliff

Y/n: Well, we thought maybe she wanted to see Pedro again

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Watched

Y/n: *Watches Maze Runner and falls in love with Newt*

Y/n: *Walks up to Camilo* Camilo I just watched maze runner and I think I'm in love

Camilo: *Thinks he's thinking it* Y/n I just watched you that entire time and I also think I'm in love

Y/n: ...

Camilo: ... I just said that out loud didn't I

Y/n: Yep, yes you did

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Rehearsals

Y/n: *Walks into Camilo's room and sees him dancing with rats*

Camilo: *Immediately freezes in the spot*

Rats: *Freezes too*

Y/n: ...

Camilo: ...

Y/n: ...

Camilo: ...

Y/n: Should I even ask?

Camilo: Probably not

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In my defence

Camilo: Why did they leave us to babysit Antonio

Y/n: 1. You told me to come over because you were getting bored and 2. YOU FRIKING DRANK 2 WHOLE BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL AND ALMOST FELL OFF THE FUCKING ROOF YOU DUMBASS

Camilo: In my defence no one tried to stop me

Y/n: ME AND DOLORES BOTH TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD DIE