#somewhat awkward

[lamadrigalfamily]

Watched

Y/n: *Watches Maze Runner and falls in love with Newt*

Y/n: *Walks up to Camilo* Camilo I just watched maze runner and I think I'm in love

Camilo: *Thinks he's thinking it* Y/n I just watched you that entire time and I also think I'm in love

Y/n: ...

Camilo: ... I just said that out loud didn't I

Y/n: Yep, yes you did

[tiftaf-the-world-jumper]

So this just happened

Me: has window open to let fresh air in

Me: hears teen/young adult neighbors loudly having a funky good time and tries to find source of the noise but it’s too dark out.

Girl 1: OMG what is that?!

Dude bro: what

Girl 1: in the window!!

Dude bro and girl2: a face?!!!

Girl 2: *snickers* heeeeyyyy~

Me: slowly starts to close the window

Girl 2: byyyyeee

Me: pauses closing window. somewhat quietly say: bye

Girl 2:starts dying of laughter

Dude bro and girl 1: start rofl-ing

[owlyanna13]

get to know me!

I never post on here and follow no one, so no one will see this! Nevertheless, I’ll tell the internet who I am, just for kicks. 

Name: Anna 

Gender: f

Star Sign: pisces boi

Height: 5′9′’ (69 inches ;) )

Sexuality: straight

Hogwarts House: im a ravenpuff through and through

Average Hrs of Sleep: i want 9 but does that happen? lol no

Favorite Animal: OWL (peck em owls!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Current Time: 8:48 CST

Number of Blankets I Sleep With: 1 rlly nice comforter

Dogs or Cats?: doggo

Dream Trip: hmmmm somewhere in Asia (Tokyo or Seoul?)

When I made this blog: summer 2017 at the request of my sister @nobodysbuttmonkey

Meaning of URL: it’s just a general username ive been using since my days on club penguin

Dream Job: researcher in organic chem synthesis or forensic chemist

if anyone ever sees this, cool! thanks :)

[labyrinthnook]

There's a popular myth that David Bowie has disowned Labyrinth and never talks about it, when that really isn't the truth. It isn't brought up much mainly because he's known as a musician rather than an actor, and few interviews with him post-1986 have focused on his acting roles. To demonstrate that, I thought I'd post this video of a 'Live By Request' show from 2002 along with a transcript of a charming (if slightly awkward) conversation Bowie has with a fan who discovered him through Labyrinth as a child. I expect many of us would say similar things to Bowie if we were to encounter him, so know you know how he'd respond! Romina: I’ve been a great fan of yours ever since I was five years old and ever since Labyrinth came out here [Argentina] I’m only twenty so that’s why. Bowie: Thank you very much Romina. Romina: I’ve wanted to marry you ever since Labyrinth came out and I love you, really. Bowie: Let’s make that a separate phone call, can we? It’s not going to happen, I just want to warn you. Romina: I know, I know you’re married. Bowie: You’re very sweet. Did you like Labyrinth? It seems like Romina didn’t answer (the audience whoops and it seems like she didn’t catch the question) but I think we can safely presume her answer would have been yes! (This conversation is from around 1 hour 3 minutes in.)

[ladysierra117]

Daria talking to her boyfriend about (wanting to) have sex ......

[iwaizumiii-blog]

what do you masterbate to is that awkward enough

Ahahahahaha......usuk porn

[abyssal-hymns]

Welp, I survived my dad's wedding. To the glee of the bride and bridesmaids, I brought a pointy hairclip to jab him with if he acted up during the ceremony. He in turn put me on the spot when it came time for toasts, asking me to "say something in my big Navy voice"... So I repeated his request to the crowd and added that most things that I've learned in the Navy would not be appropriate for a wedding toast, then wished them both good health in Russian and nearly spilled my beverage on my feet because I was so nervous.

I now have a stepmother, two stepsisters, two more nieces, and another nephew. They all seem really nice, but it all feels a bit weird still... And while part of me is depressed that my 73 year old dad got remarried before I've even had a chance at once, this just goes to show that if there's hope for him there's still hope for me.