u r fab

g'day || jeremy™|| follow me if you want

[dramatichoe]

im screaming she blocked her

[vlada-sasha-natasha]

Omg!

[inch-resting]

god bless

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[clanni]

[australiansanta]

omg that’s my tag and im still so ashamed at myself

[fuks]

[princess-pizzas]

This is the content I came to see on this website

[old-manrupee]

They’re learning how to open .rar files

[hallease]

This was essentially my life from K - 12

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[nyokoko]

There’s an audio of this too floating around on here.

[ghostkid]

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

[blueroses96]

i have some wonderful news for you

[fuks]

[beesforpresident]

I just got the best targeted ad I think I’ll ever see.

[blushers]

E NOUGH

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

[secondstartotherightamirite-blog]

boo is one letter from boob too tho

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

life is just full of miracles

[cwote]

cold water vs hot water showers! 

[riskyshitness-blog]

Even if the hot shower collumn just said ‘death’ I still wouldnt take a cold shower

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

In a survival situation would you human flesh?

would i human flesh

[biphoenix]

well would you

[temperatures]

[federalbureauofislam]

i’m literally sharon

[joebidennudes-deactivated201711]

[stardrilcrusaders]

The weirdest part is that the proposed system of equations is mathematically sound: 3 snacks = 1 meal, but 60 goodies = 1 meal, meaning 3 snacks = 60 goodies and 1 snack = 20 goodies, but 1 goodie = 1 treat. So the first equation that 20 treats = 1 snack is correct.

This isn’t some random bullshit. dril deliberately calculated this and set up this system. 

[chrome-teeth-deactivated2020112]

Who is dril.

[duchessreturns]

That isn’t a surprise. I didn’t do any of the math I inherently knew it was going to be mathematically sound. I trust dril.

[duwangarang-deactivated20190419]

i… i don’t know what to say…

[creativelolita]

what the fuck is that second thing

[neonprotagonist]

republican presidential candidate ted cruz

[bathorycassette]