Jenna Marbles Sentence Starters
❝Fuck you, I get to do weird shit once in a while.❞
❝Avocados got me fucked up.❞
❝I did some light wikipedia’ing on avocados.❞
❝And they don’t just turn into actual diarrhoea.❞
❝I am no longer in control of my dietary destiny.❞
❝The things that people will do with a hot glue gun.❞
❝Some of them are just popsicle sticks and razor blades that you glued together and made yourself, like, a prison weapon.❞
❝And this is coming from someone who put rhinestones all over their entire face.❞
❝And then I went down that rabbit hole – 10/10 would recommend by the way.❞
❝I didn’t really update anyone on my facial hair.❞
❝If you see a 31-year-old lady, with a friendship bracelet in her hair, you’re gonna call the cops.❞
❝Honestly, you wanna know what’s exhausting? Looking at art.❞
❝Can we have a Viking funeral for my hair extensions?❞
❝Welcome back, to my midlife crisis tutorial.❞
❝Do you know how hard it is to play the clarinet with braces?!❞
❝… Someone has a bench in their backyard?❞
❝This encapsulated dead hair is my aesthetic.❞