Inclement Weather Fanatic

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[kuroihi]

[thebiballerina]

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

[thebiballerina]

Allow me to demonstrate. I am not a visual artist, but I will attempt to communicate my point. If any actual visual artists would like to improve upon this, please feel free.

[thebiballerina]

Well, I can’t sleep for SOME REASON, so here’s more.

[beardedmrbean]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[dogpuppy]

[importantpics]

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

[thickness-protection-program]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[bonniebugsy]

[letmemendthepast]

the mileage i'm gonna get out of this gif cannot be overstated

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[innovadesexual]

[swagging-back-to]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Cnetizens: The wisdom of the working people

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[nekocat44]

[thefoggygolem]

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

[gomi-chandesu]

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

[drtanner]

MILK.

DELIVERY.

[oops-prow-did-it-again]

Almost pissed myself laughing reading this addition holy shit

[snips-fics]

When I was younger, I read in a cookbook that many high-caliber French restaurants will test potential new hires by asking them to make an omelet. And now, years later, every time I flub an omelet I'm like, "Sacre bleu, if I was a fugitive of the law with no choice but to seek a new life working in French food service, I would not survive! These are very normal thoughts for American woman who has never taken a culinary course."

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[beardedmrbean]