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Yo, I'm Mahala. Welcome to the grey matter between my ears. Instagram/twitter: lampshadesrcute

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Matthew Hellscream)

[cognitohazardous]

One day methed up samurai is gonna suddenly go inactive cause he died of a stroke and we will all be left alone and afraid

[methed-up-samurai]

I already know my fate, I will die of my wounds after winning a glorious battle against multiple assailants just as I always have in every species I’ve been reincarnated as since the dawn of time.

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

*blows a kiss at the sky* for Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary

[afycso]

I did it, I did it, I did it again…

[executionerbarbie]

did anyone else have that moment of betrayal when you tasted La Croix for the first time and found out that your artsy white friends have just been drinking hairspray

[greensarrow]

I can actually feel his pain in the last gifset. 

[mugicha1]

[teesadutta]

12.6.16

Stephen and Joe have a family meeting.

[bidenmemes]

<3

[pisswizzard]

Woke up to find this upstairs while boyfriend is on his walk.

[renablog-deactivated20171111]

excellent summary 👌

[buzzfeed]

[irontemple-deactivated20150928]

WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A FIELD OF COWS.

[broadwaybuttz-deactivated202306]

He was trying to make friends

[thedailyshow]

President of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards, responds to Republican efforts to defund the organization.

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[anti-bright-places]

It doesn’t even make sense. You didn’t separate the “foot” and “scrub” with a comma which would have validated that comment.

[wikilifeadvice]

@anti-bright-places congrats youre smarter than everybody else

[anti-bright-places]

I tend to. I watch Sherlock, you know… 😉

[wikilifeadvice]

god I wish this was sarcasm

[prasejeebus]

I’M WEAK

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[emmis-art-journey]

I imagine this happened frequently 

[justlookatthosesausages]

imagine them walking in the street and Dumbledore pointing at ugliest cats saying ‘that’s you’

[lucreziaborgia]

image of me rn @ the electoral colleges