Dues Ex Machina

Hi I'm Haley. Writer. Feminist. Gay cupcake enthusiast. I like to sleep at weird angles

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[brittany-murphy]

Simon: Did you know?

Emily: I knew you had a secret. But when you were little you were so carefree. But these last few years more and more it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath. I wanted to ask you about it, but I didn’t want to pry. Maybe I made a mistake.

Simon: No. No mom, you didn’t make a mistake.

Emily: Being gay is your thing. There are parts of it you have to go through alone. I hate that. As soon as you came out you said, “Mom, I’m still me.” I need you to hear this: You are still you, Simon. You are still the same son who I love to tease and who your father depends on for just about everything. And your the same brother who always compliments his sister on her food, even when it sucks. You get to exhale now, Simon. You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want.

[taylorswiftz]

Taylor Swift eating cookie dough straight from the jar while sitting on the kitchen floor is such a mood™

[hither2]

I think if you don’t spend at least four months out of the year battling the cold and ice and snow you lose your humanity and humility. that’s why californians are the way They Are

[apnirani]

this reeks of jealousy.

[hither2]

do you see what I mean

[yourbigsisnissi]

you have to actively push jealous thoughts out of your mind. actively celebrate when good things happen to other people. actively choose to not compare yourself. actively decide that someone else’s success doesn’t mean your failure.

of course, “i” am included in that “you.” i choose to push those thoughts out of my mind because i refuse to walk around in bitterness, because that bitterness will make me miss out on appreciating the life that i have

[peppermintmonster]

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[heavyweightheart]

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

[nowiseedaylight]

taylor swift if you’re reading this i’m available to hang out monday-friday and if you’re lucky, most weekends

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[lorrang]

are you a sleep deprived gay or a touch starved gay

[pechaberries-deactivated2020030]

buy keshas new album rainbow on itunes now

[chrishemsworht]

10 years ago High School Musical 2 was released.

[wyrmwizard]

Listen,, it’s not that i “work well/better under pressure” it’s that i will not work at all unless i am under pressure

[just-shower-thoughts]

I was led to believe growing up would be a series of epiphanies of how wrong and foolish I was as a child, but the older I get the more I realise I was right all along and 90% of my mom’s problems are her own damn fault.

[skellydun]

do u ever get hit with a fresh wave of love for your friends bc they’re such amazing beautiful people that make your life a thousand times better so u just wanna make sure they are aware of ur love for them

[jodiefoster]

My heart! She longs for something ! What does this bitch want