[adventureenvy]

I also want to bring up that as soon as I saw Evelyn I thought if Roxanne Richie and i seriously have a type I guess

[pinksoftware]

Is it bad that

I’m only returning to tumblr because I just saw incredibles 2 and came out of the theatre Shipping Helen and Evelyn??? I need my fanfiction/fan art fix ASAP

Is there a name for this shop yet?? Helyn?? Evelen??

[adventureenvy]

This is a mood I’m glad I’m not alone on this

[yamino]

Ok, so I’ve seen Incredibles 2 twice now

Me, patiently waiting for some fucking Helen/Evelyn fanfic:

[mamasoygay]

voyd is the lesbian we are and evelyn is the lesbian we wanna be

[adventureenvy]

So anyways I’m returning to this blog from the void for the sole reason that EVELYN DEAVOR from incredibles 2 is A FUCKING LESBIAN AND IM AND SO FUCKING GAY FOR HER!!!!!!

[slithery-themlin]

Everyone is gushing about Voyd but we please talk about this babe, here:

Like. Come on, people…

[adventureenvy]

Think it's time to retire this account soon. Don't think I'll delete but I'll just leave it inactive. If anyone here wants my new tumblr when I make it pm me! Otherwise ask me any burning questions u got within the next few days before I'm outta this place 4 good.

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[lafayette-largebaguette-deactiv]

Guys reblog this, you deserve good things after all the shit you’ve gone through.

[midnightjellys]

starting a girl gang of girls aggressively supporting other girls so reblog if you want in because if we get enough people we’re getting jackets

[with-practice]

i hope i make it. im rooting for myself.

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[suiyobish]

[harlivy]

my dream is to become a knight and go to rescue a princess. there is a dragon guarding the castle. she yells no men allowed! I take off my helmet. “I am no man!” the dragon let’s me in. I find the princess. she asks me what took so long. I say “the systemic oppression of women kept me from achieving the rank of knight sooner, my princess.” she laughs. I became a knight for her. she knows this because we were lovers before she was trapped in this castle. she told her dragon friend to whisk her away so that she wouldn’t have to marry a man. she left me a letter that said “become a knight and come find me my love. only then can we be wed.” this is because of the law where if you rescue a princess from a dragon castle you get to marry her. I ask “how am I supposed to find her?” I flip the letter over. it says: “I went to the castle where we first banged.” I know exactly where to go. because it’s my castle. I am the queen of the neighboring kingdom. also a knight. also sexy. we get married. we unite the kingdoms. we both carry swords at all times.

And that’s my lesbian fantasy.

[a-dusty-0ld-qr0w-deactivated201]

Wait so were you just locked out of your own castle for years while you tried to become a knight.

[harlivy]

No my lesbian moms tended to the kingdom while I was gone. They ruled in my stead

my wife was residing in a castle outside the capital that me and my mothers used to spend summers in

I have more than 1 castle. Possibly more than 5

[learningtoacceptchange]

I like this story. 

[adambuffett]

donkey says “really really” to shrek when reassuring him that he likes him, shrek later says “really really” to donkey when reassuring him that he’ll help him cross the bridge to fiona’s castle, and then shrek says “really really” to fiona when he tells her he loves her

in conclusion, donkey taught shrek to love and be loved

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[amygina-blog]

[soetc]

#everything makes sense when you find out they grew up together (agentkatz)