welcome to the world of plastic beach

Lana&Yara (2 girls, 1 blog)

[postllimit]

[benkenobee]

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

[communistbussy]

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

[sylvestrium]

[incorrectegotweets]

[moiraxrose]

[swarnpert]

if a briddish person came up to me and said arse or something i would beat the shit out of them

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

But nobody ever asks what it did to him.

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[toast-the-unknowing]

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

[i-think-2-much]

I’m crying and can’t breathe

[writingat-night]

someone PLEASE submit this to the mcelroys

[smalltonystark]

the concept of iron man is so funny like imagine if you woke up one day and saw on the news that paris hilton sigle-handedly defeated ISIS

[beyonceisstraight]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised. It suits her.

[the-crow-god-deactivated2021102]

If u havent watched gayle yet what are u even doing

[gahdamnpunk]

IM SCREAMING

[tendersea]

chaotic rami malek moodboard

[nyquilnap]

[uranodioning]

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

[mens-rights-activia]

[victory-uh-deactivated20161120]

when u come home past curfew and ur parents are waiting at the door 

[qozxe]

urgent someone find me the picture of the puppy in teddy bear clothes it looks like this

[eqberts]

this?

[qozxe]

THANK YOU