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I was practicing and

zanmor

[guitar playing]

little one: your phone is stuck inside. your phone is stuck inside. [reaches in guitar for phone]

guitarist, laughing: thank you.

little one: next time be careful with your phone.

fluffybabybuffalo

That is pure

typicalfeministkilljoy

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

cocaineteas

holdmypurse

GO THE FUCK AWF

muertagirl-blog

His boys are loyal as hell

meatsmell

It’s me

simpclub

where can i get a squad like this

leplastiquedick

winteredfall

This whole bro code thing where if a guy dates his friend’s sister he’s betraying the friend is wild, you would think your sister dating your friend meant you didn’t have to worry because he’s someone you know and trust but it just goes to show how all these bros know one another to be misogynistic and predatory and regularly exhibit that behavior around one another, and it’s all fun and games and bros before hos until somebody hits on somebody’s sister. Like, clearly you are aware that you are all gross to women but that’s okay with you as long as you and your friends are targeting random women and no one is doing the same to your sister or mother? Why do women have to be related to you for it to occur to you to respect them?

theparttimemisanthrope

SHIT

bratbrain-deactivated20170619

i would honestly rather see Secretary of State Larry the Cable Guy and the rest of the blue collar comedy team rounding out trumps cabinet than this cadre of fucking goblins

me: feelin a lil depressed and anxious

everyone: *banging fists on table* yoga!!!!!! yoga YOGA YOGA YOGA!!!!!!!!!

doot

This makes me laugh every time, forget Trump and Hillary cause Gary Johnson has no chill 😂😂

songsforgorgons

Almost every woman I have ever met has a secret belief that she is just on the edge of madness, that there is some deep, crazy part within her, that she must be on guard constantly against ‘losing control’ — of her temper, of her appetite, of her sexuality, of her feelings, of her ambition, of her secret fantasies, of her mind.

Elana Dykewomon, “Notes for a Magazine,” Sinister Wisdom #36 (Winter 1988/89)

advicefromsurvivors

Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”