elina @lanadelreystan101 - Tumblr Blog

hi, i'm elina and this is my blog.

♡ 16teen (reaching retirement lowkey), capricorn, 17/01 ♡ british 🇬🇧 ♡ i can speak english and russian ♡ learning spanish ♡ favourite music: so so much, i will listen to tame impala, then the weeknd, then lana del rey, then tate mcrae or addison rae, then debussy. sue me. ♡ favourite movies: scratch that, ask me any cinema-related question and i'll rant i swear to god ♡ favourite models: all of them. the 90s models can shoot me and i'll say thank you.

always up for a chat so hmu, don't be shy. i always follow back check out my pinterest: theonlyelinkamalinka curating pinterest boards is so fun, i should get paid—wait i'm posting that.

basic dni criteria, i can't be bothered to write more. ugly behaviour will get you blocked.

in my smoothie i usually add a quarter cup of organic pasture-raised kefir, a newborn’s handful of wild organic blueberries, like 3 cups of spinach, exactly 7 californian almonds and 3 golden berries, a small tsp of irish sea moss and spirulina for my collagen production, a broken ashwagandah capsule to help my cortisol levels and i blend that all up in my ninja blender and drink out of my miranda kerr x royal dalton friends collaboration royal china tea cup whilst meditating in the morning sun to 540 hertz after i’ve put on 30 layers of la roche possay 50 SPF and the caudalie vino face perfect face spray. i take that with my probiotic, prebiotic, moon dust brain power capsule, oil of oregano, propolis shot, wheatgrass shot, ginger shot and then go do relaxing yoga on my alo mat wearing lululemon align tank top and shorts in size 0, obviously. by the time i’m in my third porsche 911 that my husband got me for my birthday, i’m positively glowing as i pick up the kids— Cashmere Henry Winters and Pine Nut Diamond Winters— from their polo class and harp lessons, respectively.

the lying witch of the west was now dead and her manolo blanhiks were nowehere to be found! unfortunately she drank tequila every night to quench the intense feeling of loneliness that crept in and never put on sunscreen so by the time she died at 31, she had the liver and face of a 77 year old hispanic man.

she wanted to be older. now i want to be her.

angelkisssedx

“I wanted each and every one of them but choosing one meant losing all the rest”

#help me i'm blonde #girlblogging #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girl blog #lana del rey #female hysteria #hyper feminine #divine feminine #girlhood #female rage #this is what makes us girls #im just a girl #this is a girlblog #this is girlhood

okay, so, actually, 2026 is gonna be my year.

crystalsspace

tbh, I dont even know what to post on here most of the time

whencartoonsruletheworld

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.