evil sports car

eleonore/zen | she/they | 24 y/o | country music goblin | catherine tate & christopher eccleston enthusiast | doctor who-obsessed freak | tokyo drifting the vacuum, swallowing back the years with sparkling lychee drink, being cowardly... you know how it is

[ghost-bison]

Introduction Post

Dear creature, abstract concept, wildebeest, droid and whoever else finds this, hello!

My name is Eléonore, 'Zen' for short, and I will be your ghost for this evening (see what I did there)

Here's a random info dump, hoping I don't trigger your fight-or-flight response:

I love to create stuff

almost always take 20 years to answer texts

haven't really slept since 2016

am kind of a dick

surprisingly good at putting up IKEA furniture

OTPs are TenDonna / NineRose <3 OT3 is MarthaDonnaTen

not normal about Doctor Who, Shakespeare, Tales From the Flat Earth, sci-fi, zombie apocalypse media, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind and Beksiński

I also kinda like errrrr sports cars.

top 3 Shakespeare plays: 1. Much Ado About Nothing, 2. The Winter's Tale, 3. Hamlet

had the biggest obsession with Derek Hale for 10 years

terrified of the dark, mildly afraid of horses

listen to nearly everything, but my fave genres are probably country, celtic music and that one genre I always call cottagegore because I forget it's actually called folk/indie rock or something

also love the B-52's, Portishead and Foo Fighters

a bit of a raccoon I'll eat anything. especially that fake concrete you find in kids' construction kits cause it smells really nice

your adhd, anger issues and dyscalculia cousin

studying to be an interior designer

My works as of now:

I'll see you when I fall asleep

(Doctor Who - TenDonna)

Ugly Little Things

(Doctor Who - NineRose, DonnaMartha, Yowzah)

I TAKE FREE REQUESTS FOR COVERS/POSTERS FOR YOUR STORIES! CLICK HERE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED

I ALSO MADE A BIG FINISH (DOCTOR WHO) DRIVE WITH ALL THE AUDIO BOOKS I GATHERED OR THAT PEOPLE HAVE SENT ME. HERE'S THE LINK TO THE MASTERPOST

[tempnoble]

how are you spaceman

[sufjanstevensbigspoon-deactivat]

new dash discussion

which types of cheese are macho

[skeetshoot]

Saint-Nectaire

[ghost-bison]

gorgonzola

[ghost-bison]

i love tumblr cause any other social media feels like, well, a social media, meanwhile tumblr feels like being twelve and playing a game of werewolves online at 3am with a group of people you've only just met but would definitely die for

[nest-deactivated20181209]

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

[lostalive]

A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.

[johannesviii]

In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.

[antique-scarecrow]

i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved

[johannesviii]

I decided to check my dream journal to give you an exact date, and it turns out I was mistaken, because it didn’t happen in July but in August 2017 (27/08/17).

(also there was one commenter saying they had the same sort of dream at the same moment so now I can definitely call bullshit on that)

[kosmogrl]

[johannepetereric]

[Twitter: "getting accused of using AI when you didn't is like this century's version of a witch allegation"]

[ghost-bison]

idk cause being a witch is kinda hot meanwhile using ai just makes you. a huge fucking loser

[panda-pal]

"The Stolen Earth" Doctor Who: Series 4, Episode 12 (2008)

[ghost-bison]

the side-eye donna gives him in this scene will never cease to entertain me

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[leothewerelion]

inshallah he will be drank

[ghost-bison]

Me everytime I acquire a new blorbo: oh shoot i hope I'm not losing my crush on Donna Noble *looks at pictures of Donna on Pinterest* hehe. Still got it.

[no-soul-no-sleep]

saw this on pinterest and i need to know my eccleston moots' opinions

[wizard0rb]

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

[wizard0rb]

If no one responds then I will have no choice

[wizard0rb]

one sec

[wizard0rb]

here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.

[danmangan]

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

[angelicguy]

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

[angelicguy]

the bong of grief

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[dogpuppy]

[icantspellthings]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[auckie]

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

[melynnwaters]

Perhaps the better question would be to ask who doesn't!