[text] I need you so bad right now
[text] I know everything.
[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?
[text] Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you.
[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!
[text] I don’t want to talk about it
[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repair…
[text] Either way I’m going to make you scream my name by the end of the night
[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all
[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone
[text] I th unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)
[text] You free tomorrow?
[text] You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine
[text] I don’t think you understand just how big his dick is!!!
[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx
[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?
[text] What’s the dress code?
[text] Black, red w/ lace or sheer white????
[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.
[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”
[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!
[text]: Okay so yeah I may have stole your dog while I was drunk but that doesn’t mean I’m not a nice guy. Your dog loves me. We bonded. Drunk
[text]: so d ont h thing i’m c razy but……i thikn i accidnentally sent my nudes to your best freind and not you
[text]: I gave you my number for school related things only, and yet how’d I know you’d take advantage of it by trying to sext me?
[text]: I’M LITERALLY AT MY GRANDMAS YOU CANNOT BE TRYING TO SEXT RIGHT NOW.
[text]: Are you flirting with me right now?
[text]: So….how many dogs do you own exactly? Just asking for research purposes.
[text]: I just turned down a party so I can be with your sulking ass, consider yourself lucky. Leave the door unlocked I’ll be there in five.
[text]: You can do better.
[text]: The angle of the dick pic you sent me could have been less awkward….I can see your double chin….and it’s oddly dark.
[text]: Please stop ignoring me.
[text]: How come you can tell me you love me through text, but never in person. That’s not fair.
[text]: i’m d runk and i love you so much
[text]: netflix and bone? I mean chill….no I didn’t.