charlie hearst

19 years old rosewood, il "all my life my heart has sought a thing i cannot name." - hunter s. thompson, hell's angels 18 years old

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wyatt-saugis:

Hey! My name is the name of a god! Don’t demean me. Not that I’m demeaning you – you offered. [He laughed as he babbled momentarily. The only person who was even remotely able to make him lose his cool was Charlie.] Yeah? You think so? [Most of the time Adonis felt like Charlie lived with him, anyway. She was staying at his place most weekends now and it just seemed easier to go ahead and take the next step. He was grinning as he leaned into kiss her back properly, taking the lead from her and also tossing his cup aside.] I love you too, babe. And this doesn’t scare me at all. It feels like a good move, you know? Your mom loves me, she’s not killing either of us. She would absolutely hate jail. I’ll go with you and we’ll tell her together and I’ll spin it in a way that she won’t even worry. We can get a two bedroom place for show and everything. It’ll be great. Really, really great.

Your name is beautiful, and I love it, and completely fitting for you as a person because I mean, come on [Charlie laughed and gestured towards his body] You're very well suited to your name, but, you also have a stripper's name so you might as well work it. And of course I think so! I agree, I feel like this should be a lot scarier than it feels but it doesn't and it feels really..why didn't we think of this sooner? We could've been fucking in our own room by now if we'd thought of this right after graduation. Ok true, she does love you, and I'm fairly certain she wasn't as innocent as she likes to pretend she was so hopefully she'll understand. And babe, come on, no one's gonna believe us if we get a two bedroom.

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XO,

Dean.

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wyatt-saugis:

How can you feel like the spoiled one when you’re the one literally spoiling me? You’re talking about putting in some serious effort here and I’m just gonna sit back and enjoy. [Adonis couldn’t help but start to laugh softly at her reaction. Not at all because he was messing with her but because of her disbelief.] Charlie, are you serious? Aside from Venus, you’re the one girl who I feel like will always be in my life. I’m not scared of commitment when it’s you. I don’t want to ask you to stay here and be miserable just so we can have sleepovers and I can selfishly keep you to myself while you could be out there working more. This seems like the best option, don’t you think? I’ve got to move out of the house eventually, why not with you? Could you imagine all the sex? [He laughed as he leaned down to kiss her deeply, her question only making him laugh harder.] It’s not the pot, babe.

Wait, wait, wait, who said anything about you just sitting back to enjoy yourself? I thought it was unspoken that you'd be taking classes yourself - I want a personal Magic Mike experience. You wouldn't even need to change your name! Adonis is the perfect name for a stripper. [She could hardly believe the words he was saying - not because she didn't believe them, but because she just had never had someone say these types of things to her before. She'd never felt like this about anyone before.] I-yes, this is an amazing option! [She smiled, letting out a happy laugh as she leaned forward to kiss him back, dropping her cup to the side so that she could really wrap her arms around him and give him a kiss that the moment deserved] We're being so gross right now but I don't even care, I love you and I totally want to move in with you and oh my God we're gonna have to tell my mom and she's gonna kill us. I mean we've lived fun lives, right? And at least we got these memories together.

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wyatt-saugis:

Take me out?? Like in a mafia way or in a back alley blow job kind of way because I’m down with one but not really the other. Of course you’re the only girl I’d install a pole for, babe. You’re honestly the only girl I know that I’d even enjoy watching on a pole at this point. I’ve been utterly spoiled by the perfection that is your body. Honestly, it’s unfair. [As much fun as he had teasing and flirting with her, Adonis was first and foremost Charlie’s best friend and she, his. When it was time to get serious, he knew to get serious. The thought of Charlie leaving Rosewood before him made him sick to his stomach so that certainly was not the answer.] Hey, we can come up with another option. I’m a junior now. I haven’t got much longer before I graduate. I can speed up my track and still enjoy college while preparing for the future. I know Venus doesn’t want to live here forever, I think we both miss New York and LA, that whole lifestyle. Those are the places you need to be, anyway. [He happily wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her nose lightly.] Hey, what would you say to us finding a place? An apartment off campus? You would be away from your mom, able to travel for jobs if you needed to, but then I still got to have you to myself when you came home. Would that be weird?

Well if you play your cards right, I can arrange for one to happen tonight, although which one will be a mystery. Alright, it's official then, it's confirmed, I'm going to take lessons and I'm going to learn so that I can spoil you some more, although, I feel like the spoiled one. [With her free hand, she played with his hair absent-mindedly, considering the different suggestions he threw out there. She smiled when he brought up New York and LA - both places she'd planned on moving to at some point anyways - but her eyes widened in shock when she heard what came out of his mouth next.] Wait, you want to move in together? [She looked up at him for a moment, completely caught off guard. Of course she knew he was devoted to her and she him, but still, she never expected him to want to move in with her, at least not yet.] Wait, are you serious? I mean, I don't think it'd be weird, I just-are you sure? That's like, the most committed you can get to a person other than marriage right now or that promise ring shit but, wait, you want to live with me? [She smiled up at him, pressing her body closer as she leaned forward to kiss him] I feel like I should ask if this is the pot talking [She laughed, leaning forward to kiss him once more before pulling away.]

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[text] Nah, I would just yank a bitch off. :* [text] Dude, right? I've been doing my shit, kinda got sucked into working on a last minute commission for someone. I look like I've lived in a paint can for the last six months. [text] Watching anything good or you back at lusting over that dude with the freaky left nip?

[text]: Well aren’t you just a little bit terrifying.

[text]: That’s a step up from looking like you’ve lived in a cardboard box, or at least smelling like it. You’ve showered since I last saw you, right?

[text]: EXCUSE YOU. He has amazing nipples, I swear to God you are the worst, I never shit on the men you lust after! 

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wyatt-saugis:

You’re terrifying and somehow still sexy. How is that possible? You know I wouldn’t be able to focus on anything else if any bit of your clothes were off and you’re just taking advantage of my weakness now. [He put his hand over his chest and appeared to be wounded by her comment.] I’m insulted you’d even think it possible that I’d ever have a pole in my room. The fact that you think I’ve ever let a girl stick around long enough to use it is just proof of how little you seem to know me. [Doing his best to keep his laughter at bay, Adonis looked away from her, pretending to be offended. Once Charlie mentioned college and moving he dropped his act and looked at her with serious eyes.] You know she can’t control you forever, babe. You shouldn’t do something just because you feel like you have to if you really, honestly, are going to hate it. I don’t really care about school since I’m already settling into the career I want to maintain, but I don’t totally hate it either. It’s a fun atmosphere and I’m taking interesting classes. And moving away just isn’t an option, sorry babe. Not until I can move with you. You don’t have to just be stuck at your mom’s though, do you?

It's a gift, it really is, and it'd do you well to remember that as much as I love you, I'd take you out if I had to. But, I'd also punch a nun for you, so this ruthlessness can both benefit you and be your downfall. Well I figured you might incorporate it into your foreplay but damn, I had no idea you rushed them out so quickly. Poor things never stood a chance. Not that I'm complaining, I'm absolutely fine being the only girl you'd install a pole in your room for. [Charlie smiled up at him appreciatively, giving his hand a squeeze. As much as she loved how playful and flirty the two of them could be, she also loved that at the end of the day he was still her best friend and he was still the person she could come to about anything. He never made her feel like her feelings were stupid or that he'd rather be talking about something else.] I know, and it's not even that I feel like she's too controlling or stifling I just don't know if I can stand the look on her face when I tell her I don't want to go. And I know you have a good time but you've got a great thing going, you've got Venus and then your frat brothers and you're in classes that actually help teach you skills that'll be relevant as a photographer. I don't think they teach posing 101 here, or how to avoid fucking your creepy agent. I think I could have fun here but it'd also be a huge waste if I could just get to work right away, you know? [She bit her lip to keep from smiling too wide when he mentioned moving away, wrapping her arms around his neck, careful to not let the drink slosh onto him.] Don't worry, when I move away you're coming with me. And I don't really see another option, maybe she'd let me get a place of my own but I guess we've both just been operating under the assumption that as long as I'm here, I'm living under her roof.

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[text] Stop sitting on your boyfriends face and talk to me. [text] Well, I imagine you could do both at the same time given that you're a talented bitch, but yeah. [text] Sup?

[text]: Would you ever tell a queen to leave her throne? 

[text]: Yeah, and it’ll be good for you to remember that. 

[text]: I hate it when you remind me how much I miss you, it makes me feel clingy and I get sad because I haven’t seen you in a few days. And I wish I could say I was up to something absolutely crazy and exciting but you know me, I’m watching HBO and painting my nails. What’s up with you?

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wyatt-saugis:

You’re one tricky bastard, Charlie Hearst. Has anyone ever told you that? I’m never going to eat anything you give me at this rate. Everything will make me skeptical. I won’t leave any drinks around. The works. [He laughed even harder once she pushed him, pulling her in for a kiss.] Really? [Thinking for a moment, it clicked. He had, in fact, hooked up with that girl after that party.] I remember she said she was so happy I was the one to take her – and I’m not joking here, she actually said – ‘fower’ and I then proceeded to run the fuck away from her. Oooh, I remember that friction burn, though. I wish you’d have tried pole dancing after we started dating because that was hot as fuck and I wasn’t even allowed to do anything about it. That girl was the lamest attempt at easing my desires ever. But if you’re still friends with her, I said none of that and she’s a lovely girl. [Thankfully the topic of his less-than-chaste past wasn’t an issue for the two of them. Charlie knew all the details of his sexcapades far before they started dating and now it was almost funny to look back and think about the stupid situations he’d gotten himself into. Plus, they both knew that she was the only one he’d ever cared about. He busted out laughing at the image she’d just created for him.] That’s honestly the scariest and most hilarious thing I’ve ever pictured. You have a gift, babe. A real gift.

Ok, you say that now, but like are you really going to say no if I cook you a full, five course meal? No, you're not, we both know you're not. Drugging you would actually be way too easy now that I think about it, all I'd have to do was distract you by taking my top off and tell you to eat what I made and you'd do it. I'm not saying I'm going to do it, I just want you to know that I can. [Charlie's nose scrunched in disgust at the word 'flower' and she shook her head, adamant to distance herself from that girl] Oh fuck no, we're not friends. I'm not friends with anyone who uses the word flower to describe their virginity. I can always try it again, I'm sure there are classes at the dance studio downtown. And I'm sure the Betas would let you install a pole in your room, honestly I'm shocked there's not one already in there. [Charlie laughed, taking a sip of her drink and shrugging] Well, it's the fucking truth. As it is, I'm concerned she'd have a heart attack if she caught us fooling around at my house, just imagine how pissed she'd be if she found out I was lying and sneaking around too. Sometimes I wonder if I should just go to college, just so I could have a place of my own. I doubt I'll get that until I'm older unless I go away..

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carter-stlaurent:

I view it the same way. Well, almost. They are both pretty grown up, only a year or two behind me. So, they definitely are able to make their own decisions and I definitely will not stop them. It’s simply not my place.

Oh, yeah that’s not much younger at all. They’re only a year younger and your parents are still stressing about you being a role model? That sucks, but they’re lucky to have a chill older brother.

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carter-stlaurent:

Family matters, love. Merely a lecture about being responsible and a role model for my younger siblings, keeping an eye on them and such instead of getting high at the hot box party. It was one of the most dreadful and boring things I’ve ever had to sit through in my life.

God, it sounds like it. Also, you were totally being a role model to your younger siblings, they’re gonna grow up and know to go do shit like that instead of be boring. Those are the real lessons worth passing on.

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carter-stlaurent:

Well, that could have gone better.

What could have?

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wyatt-saugis:

Duly noted. I will never take a brownie from you again. [He grinned as he pulled her closer to him.] You compared first! I only did it because you did it and you should know that you’re the superior female. That last bit is just my personal opinion but I do believe it should be fact. Who told you she wanted me to take her virginity? Is she here now? Still a virgin? [He looked over her head as though he’d actually be looking for someone other than her to spend his time with before he started laughing. Once outside and away from the noise and mess that the party was now becoming, Adonis was at ease.] I’m sure we could find a great spot on campus to get it on if we really wanted to. But you know, even boring bed sex feels exciting when it’s done with you. [He shot her a wink.] That’s not a line, though, I’m serious. I haven’t been bored with sex once since we started sleeping together. One day, I’m going to tell your mom that you regularly sleep in my bed. I just want to see what she’d do in response.

Well I could always just force feed them to you or slip you a pot one when you think it's a regular and...nope, you know what, I'm getting into drugging territory. That's literally drugging you. I'm not gonna do that. Ok fine you have a point, I shouldn't have compared girls. [Laughing, she shoved him when he looked around] You're such a shit! Although I actually do think you two hooked up, she was the girl at that one warehouse party last year, remember the one where I got that awful friction burn because I was convinced pole dancing was easier than it looked? I could've sworn you two went home together so, nope, probably not a virgin anymore thanks to you. [Charlie actually didn't mind that Adonis's list of past hookups was so extensive, or that more than half the party probably wanted to sleep with him. If anything, the fact that Adonis had once been so against settling down was a point of pride for her because he'd finally chosen to do so with her. She also wasn't the type to get jealous of other girls hitting on him, she knew how solid they were and if anything, she loved having something other people wanted.] If you wanted to paint that quote on a mason jar I wouldn't be opposed, that's pretty damn sweet. And for what it's worth, I totally agree. Nothing's ever boring when you're involved. Have you ever seen Ghostbusters? You know when Sigourney Weaver's character gets possessed and she talks in that demonic voice and she tries to attack the Ghostbusters? If you've seen that, you've seen the response you'd get.

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wyatt-saugis:

I think you bring it out in me. Or the pot. One of the two just makes me really rom-com level sweet. [He was grinning as he was pulled down toward his girlfriend, never one to worry about kissing her in public no matter how much they’d already done it.] Babe, you look better than every single girl in a crop top at this party and you know it. They all probably looked at you when you walked in and wondered why they were stupid enough to put on crop tops in the first place. And if you’re the party prude than I’m the Virgin Mary, Charlie. We both know better than that. [He gave her a quick wink before taking the cup from her hand and refilling both of theirs quickly.] Come on, it’s getting a little too crowded right here for my taste. [He took her free hand with his and led her out the front door of the frat house and down the street away from the party. He didn’t have anywhere in particular in mind, he just wanted to be somewhere more quiet with her.] Maybe we’ll get lucky and find the perfect alleyway to screw in while we walk. 

I definitely think it's the pot, we should make brownies! I want to see how sweet and sensitive you get when you're high off your ass. I’m gonna film it and use it against you as blackmail. [She couldn't help her large smile, wrapping her arms around him as he complimented her] You're the absolute sweetest. Thank you. Although you know I don't think we should compare women to each other, I'll take that compliment. I didn't think I'd ever hear your name and virgin in the same sentence, well, except for that one time last year that this girl told me she wanted you to take her virginity but that totally doesn't count. [She smiled up at him appreciatively once he returned with her cup, threading her fingers through his when he took her hand. She followed him out, happy to get some time alone with him.] Oh yeah, if there's one thing college campuses are known for it's dark, sketchy alley ways. If we have to, I guess we can just settle for your bed and be boring tonight. My mom thinks I'm sleeping over at Ridley's so I'm all yours tonight.

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think-pink-floyd:

My phone auto corrected ‘gayness’ to ‘gay mess’. Never have my experiences in the Beta house been so perfectly articulated. My phone may be the only one who gets me in this world anymore. 

I always knew something bromantic was brewing at the Beta house, my suspicions have been confirmed. There were just too many guys in one house for there to not be daily circle jerks.

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iturntogod:

We’re gonna be here a while. [Sophie looked back at Charlie, offering a forced smile as she played with her keys. Trying to keep any hope of remaining calm alive] Thanks. I should probably just walk at this point. 

They’ll come soon, I have complete faith. This is a jetta, which means a hot girl’s probably driving it which means she’s gonna be panicked as fuck when word reaches her that someone’s trying to break in. I mean, we could probably find you a ride...? Are you ok?

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adrianadevereaux:

Right, that makes perfect sense. Wait… hold, on. The legal drinking age is twenty-one and that party was filled with minors.

Well, the party might have minors but the guys that are “technically” hosting the party are 21. You know, every party’s gotta have the fall guys just in case right? The guys who come to the front while we all haul ass into the back so we don’t get caught.

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wyatt-saugis:

I would agree to just about anything if it meant I’d get to make out with you, Charlie. I hope you know that about me by now. It’s one of my fatal flaws. If someone told me I had to say the sky was green or I could never make out with you again I’d paint a million pictures with a green sky on the spot. That’s how strongly I feel about your lips on mine. [He did his best to refrain from laughing but it was pointless, as he let out a loud laugh only moments after he spoke.] Well, I’ll just have to throw away the adorable mason jar I just finished painting and monogramming. Thanks for the head’s up, there. [Acting annoyed for a good moment, Adonis started to crack a smile again at the ridiculous thought. Sure, he was all over his girlfriend most of the time and he may as well have thought the sun shined out of her ass at this point but they still had their dignity.] They can’t kick me out, I’m family here. And, my room is upstairs so even if they wanted me out of the party, which they wouldn’t, the worst they could do is send me upstairs. I’ll take the risk if it means seeing you get a little flustered. You’re just saying that because you know I’d fuck the shit out of you if I saw you in a dark alley.

Have you always been this romantic or is this a recent development? Because I swear, you've gotten a lot sweeter. [She smiled up at him, tugging him down by his shirt gently so she could kiss him. Sure, neither of them wrote love poems nor did they make any of those tacky, declarations of love, but Adonis still found ways to make her feel loved in ways that she found completely adorable and not vomit-worthy.] Yeah, throw that shit out now, it's gotta go. [She laughed, shaking her head at him] I thought sororities were the ones who did mason jar crafts, not frats. Maybe they can't kick you out but they could send you to your room for indecent exposure, although, they'd have to kick pretty much the entire party out in that case. Did I miss some memo that everyone was supposed to wear crop tops tonight? I'm sorry you're apparently stuck with the party prude. Ok, well, yeah, that's true, but I'm also saying that because Venus is tough as nails. Although we should really try alley sex sometime, something to cross off our list.