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This video has no chill….. (X)

It’s too good not to reblog.

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

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dog #1 is nervous for the big show, dog #2 comforts him

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i love this story

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Small Steps are Giant Leap Aaron Sheldon

From the artist:

“Small Steps are Giant Leaps” is about reminding parents that to our kids this is a new and exciting world just waiting to be explored.

The purpose of this Kickstarter is to take the images that I created with my son and turn them into a book and gallery show that shares our journey. My goal is that these images will remind other moms or dads out there who may be losing their patience in line at the grocery store or coffee shop that our kids aren’t just acting like fools - they are exploring new frontiers. Our job as parents is to act as their mission control and co-pilot to make sure they can explore as much of their new world as possible.

Check out this Kickstarter!