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vote whether i should make a multimuse blog or not bc i cant decide anything for myself 😔

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EVERYONE’S (least) FAVORITE ORB BABY IS BACK

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itsyourbestnightmare‌:

“Oh that’s easy! You see, all we need is something or SOMEONE to make a whole bunch of noise real fast! Maybe even a cry for help? She always comes running to those! Then we quickly run as fast(or pop in my case) to the basement of her place and the big ruins door is there to let us out!”

“Then I can show you the real magic of this place…Now the question is how good are you at distracting?”

“Uhm...okay!" He guesses that made sense. If he heard someone crying and yelling he’d want to see what was going on too. Well..mostly just to see what was going on, less to comfort the person.

“I think I’m really good at distracting! It’s one of my many talents, probably!” He tended to distract most of his guys from doing their work sometimes so they’d spend time with him, but... “Why do you ask?”

#ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ! | ic.#itsyourbestnightmare

violems‌:

❛ heh . nah , don’t mention it. bein’ evil is much easier to deal with . like a brief walk, y'know ? ❜ LIKE HELL SHE’LL ADMIT SHE actually only sided with lancer because of similarities they seemed to share . neglected, seen as nuisances & thrown here , there, anywhere … in the end, susie found that the best way to numb those struggles out was simple aggression . that’s how she ALWAYS gone through her problems, so why stop now ? besides, he seemed to lonely, too…how could she just ignore him ? ❛ FINALLY ! more evil ideas ! i got it all . listen to this: i’ll hide & you make them create our machine. once that’s over, we'll BLOW IT UP, like you said ! how more EVIL can we be, dude ? ❜ pause. ❛ maze, huh? heheh, who cares? what’s more important is we’ll set the machine once they reach the end . after mocking them, as you suggested, we'll BLOW IT UP ! hah hah haaaah ! that’ll teach ‘em not to work for the sake of someone else. ❜ is this what happiness felt like …. ? is this how it feels like to … have a friend …. ?

‘ i mean, i guess i kinda get it! except i don’t know how being a hero is. i’ve always been evil, i think! ’ not that he particularly minded, or anything. it was just the role he was supposed to play in this whole thing, and even when he wasn’t actually against any HEROES, he was still sort of an annoying presence, which was like, mildly evil if you really thought about it. ‘ ooh! yes! but uhm..will they actually help if they know it’s me? ’ well, they did seem like suckers, after all, ralsei was WAY too nice, and kris just seemed to do whatever, so they might actually help even if they knew it was lancer, and yet he felt like he needed some sort of super amazing disguise or something. ‘ ha ha, YES! we can have an amazing reveal, too! and then they’ll think it’s something amazing but it’s just the absolute GARBAGE that they created! ’ he honestly hasn’t felt this excited about spending time with someone in a while! it was...pretty great!

#ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ! | ic.#violems

bullybruiser‌:

💔☠️– “…No, it doesn’t.” She said, “If anything, you’re a better person for it…”

Perhaps Susie was just a spiteful child, one who held every transgression against her and made her resent others. Perhaps that was why she found when someone like Kris was willing to be her friend, despite everything she had done to them, she was so skeptical. Susie had always seen the world with a ‘kill or be killed’ attitude, with a ‘both eyes for an eye’ philosophy. But now, after meeting Lancer and Ralsei, and a few others…

She wasn’t sure how accurate her worldview was anymore. She wasn’t even sure how good her advice just given really was.

“Just make sure that kind of forgiveness doesn’t hurt you, in the end.”

Her nostrils flared as she sniffed a little bit, snout poking upwards as she smelled the wind. Wafting through the air was the faint aroma of chocolate and heat.

“Ralsei’s cake smells like it’s almost finished.”

“You think so?” He doesn’t know why he’s so surprised to hear that.

Lancer shifted a little to get more comfortable, sighing softly. All this advice and stuff was gonna take a while to properly settle in his mind, but he appreciated it nonetheless. Even if he hadn’t been completely prepared for all of that. It’s something he sort of needed, he thinks.

“Hm..” He scratches at his cheek, giving a weak smile. “I won’t. I’ll be careful.” As careful as he could be, anyways.

He blinked, seeming to mimic her sniffing the air-- he could kind of smell the cake. His small smile becomes a full grin as he seems to get all excited about the idea of one of Ralsei’s cakes immediately.

“Good! I’m starving!” Well, not really, but he always had room for cake. “Do you think he made a really big one?”

#ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ! | ic.#bullybruiser

dapperishly‌:

𝓟𝓪𝓹𝔂𝓻𝓾𝓼 ━━ The skeleton just smiles brightly. “SO. SINCE YOU ARE A MASTER NAVIGATOR, WHY DON’T YOU SHOW ME AROUND?” Not because he was lost or anything.. he just wanted to see Lancer’s strategy of coarse! “AND PERHAPS WE CAN DISCUSS WHAT OTHER THINGS WE HAVE MASTERED.”

“WHAT DO YOU SAY, LITTLE FRIEND?”

“Sure thing! Just follow me!” So he begins the long-- or not that long? It just sort of felt long?-- trek through the Dark World. “So right now, we’re headed towards MY castle-- I think the other way is towards Ralsei’s-- or, well..it’s not really MY castle, it’s my dad’s! But I also live there, so I think it’s sort of mine too, maybe!”

“-- What other things have you mastered, anyway?”

#ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ! | ic.#dapperishly

violems‌:

❛ nah, man, just IDIOTS is good enough to make us live longer ! hahaaaah, maaan, bein’ evil is AWESOME ! ❜ WAY, WAY EASIER THAN ACTUALLY PRETENDING to be good … ! prophecy this, heroes that, all’s that for actual GOOD people. susie, on other hand, knew she was never a good person. how could she, she literally steals chalk & strikes fear in other monsters ! that’s the only way a neglected barbarian can communicate . violence was the only key of surviving through this world . guarding yourself out of fear of betrayal is the best way of living a life . ❛ ooooh, i like the sound of that, man ! we’ll make them BEG on their knees ! you & me, lancer, together ! while we’re chilling, those two will be walkin' & solving puzzles ! then, then, theeeeen … we’ll make THEM make our own thrash ass machine & create it to look so bad we’ll be forced to explored it ! AAAAHHH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAH ! ❜

‘ oh yeah, you’re right! also, being evil is awesome! i’m glad you’re on MY TEAM now, susie! ’ it had been pretty lonely on the bad guy side, what with his guys not really liking him all that much, and he’s pretty sure some of them even liked the lightners more than him! how rude was that? don’t they know that he has nobody else? ‘ yeah! they will be the ones to make the thrashing machine, so that we can sit back, and relax! and then we can blow it up right in front of their faces, and tell them it was because it sucked so bad! HO HO HO! ’ forgetting he needs to work on that laugh. ‘ -- ooh! do you think they’ll do the maze okay? they’ve never done it before, but i know it like the back of my hand! so if they get lost, we can be waiting at the end to make fun of them for taking so long! ’ not really, he’s awful at mazes.

#ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ! | ic.#violems

itsyourbestnightmare‌:

“No problem! Would you care for a other…Now, I would show the rest of the Underground and all that! But…We have to be sneaky to get out of here! You see, there is a house on the end with a mean old lady blocking the exit! So we have to be like…Uhhh…”

“Spies! Ya! Think of it like a game!”

Truth be told, he just didn’t feel like dealing with the old hag today. Everytime was a massive headache.

He gently dusts his hands and his stomach off, wanting to get rid of any remaining donut crumbs. Now he was prepared to do the little game they were apparently gonna play!

“Wow, okay! Gotta be like spies!” He figured he could be a pretty good spy, maybe.

“How are we gonna get past her, though?”

#ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ! | ic.#itsyourbestnightmare

bullybruiser‌:

💔☠️– Susie couldn’t help but give a slight chuckle in reply, a quiet, somewhat forced chuckle, but one to indicate that the question was slightly amusing to her. “Nah, not much of a point to beat up your dad when he’s already in jail.”

The monster sat down and crossed her legs, sitting next to him as she stared out at the vast, dark, but beautiful, neon-like landscape. Her face was solemn, her hair covered her eyes to hide them to give off an aloof, stoic expression.

“I know it’s not the same but, I can kinda get what you’re going through, y’know? You still remember your dad being better than he is now… no one else remembers how cool he was before, but you remember.”

“But now… maybe something happened to him, something that happened when you were too young to understand or not around when it did. Whatever happened to your dad, well, now he isn’t the same anymore.

So then… then you try to get him back to normal. You try, just like you’re doing now, but in the end… only your dad can decide if he wants to go back to who he used to be. Either way, all you’re going to do is hurt each other until you realize that he’s not going to change, and you can either accept him as he is, take care of him as he is… or you can forget about him. Either way, you gotta let go of who he used to be.”

“Oh yeah, I guess that’s true.” He wondered how he felt, down in the dungeon, behind those bars..he doesn’t remember if he’s ever bothered asking, or if his dad ever bothered answering. He’s surprised he even wanted to speak to him at all, to be honest.

Lancer listens quietly, shifting his gaze from Susie, to the landscape, to the ground beneath his feet. He’s focused on her words despite this, though he doesn’t really feel any better. To be fair, she only offered advice, she never said it’d be what he wanted to hear.

“I don’t know why my dad’s like this..” He can’t remember, or if there is a specific reason. He’s not sure anything would justify all of this. He doesn’t say this out loud though, giving a soft sigh instead.

“I...” He’s not sure what to say. “Thanks, Susie. I guess you’re right. I can’t keep pretending like my dad’s gonna go back to normal.” It doesn’t feel good to admit that, though. He wishes things could go back to normal between the two of them.

“I’m still gonna..talk to him. I don’t know if he-- if he hates me, or not, since I did throw him in the dungeon, and all, but...even he gets lonely, I’m sure..and nobody else wants to speak to him.” For good reason, of course. He’s silent for a beat or two, before speaking again.

“Susie, does it..does it make me a bad person if I still want for him to be my dad? Even if he said he was gonna toss me off the roof?”

#ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ! | ic.#bullybruiser

@fluffyboyz \\ closed starter

* Hey, Kris! Watch this!

[ Lancer proceeds to try and do a front flip, but it’s more like one of those sad ones where he just rolls forwards. He looks extremely proud of himself, despite this, and looks to Kris afterwards. ]

* Wasn’t that the coolest?!

[ No, but it sure was cute. ]

#ʜᴏ ʜᴏ ʜᴏ! | ic.#fluffyboyz #hope it's okay that it's something silly

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