What do you do when your dog keeps chewing up your clothes and apparently obedience school doesn’t work? Also giving him up is not an option.
That’s a tough one. Maybe flick him on the nose?

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What do you do when your dog keeps chewing up your clothes and apparently obedience school doesn’t work? Also giving him up is not an option.
That’s a tough one. Maybe flick him on the nose?
Is there anything better than Labor Day Weekend? Yeah, totes. But, doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it fully. There’s a big party tomorrow night – yours truly will be there. Check it out, unless you’re lame af.
Labor Day always does have the best parties. Well other than 4th of July, those are superior
You’re cute when you’re clueless but also hella frustrating, so tell you what - we’re gonna dedicate each week of this summer to a different marathon. We’re gonna start with Star Trek first, then Star Wars, then whatever else, then the last week of summer will be Preacher Week since it’s still running~
I can’t promise that I’ll pay attention. You’re very distracting
Trust me, babe, you’re not the only one. Buuuut it’s basically Star Wars, but cooler (at least, imo). And the universe isn’t torn to shreds because of a family~
I’ve never seen Star Wars either. Oops?
Sometimes you ought to wonder – how far are people willing to go in order to save themselves or their loved ones? Would they sacrifice someone to make that happen? It seems like just an easy question, with an even easier answer. But, could you even do that? Would you kill someone if it meant staying alive or allowing another person to be as such? We’ll blame those thoughts on the games I’ve been playing and the cases I’ve helped with.
I suppose it would all depend on the situation.
LISTEN. LISTEN. HIKARU SULU IS GAY. MY SMOL SASSY ASIAN BABY IS GAY. I mean, because it’s space, the final frontier, and the year is probably Stardate-6300 or something and I have hope that humanity can be good, and will be good, at some point somehow, it’s probably like, no big deal to them, for him to be A Gay In Space and raising a daughter with a partner of the same sex, but!!!! It’s actually yes big deal in real time because no one has ever done that before??? In a big movie franchise, that is, to have a major character be gay. At least, I don’t think it ever happened before? But correct me if I’m wrong. ANYWAY. I’m so excited for Star Trek: Beyond!!!! And here I thought I was gonna be disappointed because my Lord and Savior JJ Abrams went from directing to producing. It’s all Star Wars’ fault, tbh.
I think I’m the only person who has no idea what Star Trek is even about.
lancegust: Happy 4th. (via instagram)
What happened to them? Did they die?
Nope, but he burned his eyebrows off. It looked ridiculous, he’s lucky it wasn’t worse.
Firecrackers are cool, Mr. Marty make me hold a firecracker and I pretended to throw it at this woman who was watching, just pretended, though, but she got mad and started hitting me with her purse. Mr. Marty ended up taking the firecracker away, but then I bought my own firecrackers on the way home, and now I can light as many as I want!
Just don’t aim them at anyone, I would get freaked out too. Once one went off in my cousins face.
A friend of mine dragged me with her to see a fortune teller today and I have never rolled my eyes as much as I did then. Like, I can’t believe anyone actually believes this shit because that was obviously fake.
I don’t understand any of that stuff, like astrology and things like that.
After a rather boisterous day due to it being the 4th and with a belly full of grilled meats and “freedom potatoes”, I think it’s time to settle down for the night. It is a bit early, but it’s Monday and the cozy option seems nice. Now if only I had someone to cuddle with. I have Sgt. Bones, but he’s like a cat in that regard.
I hear Tindr is great for that.
Not entirely sure what gave you that idea. I thought I was rather subtle.
I just happen to be very good at reading signs.
SHARK WEEK! Shark week shark week~ So exciting for me because I am the most boring person in the world but bugger off! SHARK WEEEEEEEEEK! An entire week dedicated to my second favorite animal, aiming for the conservation of the species and teaching people about these beautiful creatures…….SHARK WEEK!
I’m not completely sure but I think you’re excited for Shark Week.
Okay, so there’s this new show called Preacher and Dominic Cooper is in it and he’s soooo hot I am Sinning TM which is actually true because he actually plays a preacher, as in holy father who art in heaven pray for us sinners, that kind of preacher. But his hotness is besides the point, it’s actually a really good show with a strong female character who bites people’s ears off and a hilarious vampire sidekick who’ll have his insides literally ripped out trying to protect you. It has four episodes so far, so it’s not that late to watch! I’ve been rewatching all four of them over and over again – it’s just that good, you guys.
He sounds like a terrible preacher.
Can’t say I’ve had the chance to test the Xbox One, but I’ll take your word for it. I like everything that involves action one way or another – so, I’ll keep that in mind. Shooting people left and right is always good to me.
You should try out Grand Theft Auto 5. Lots of shooting in that.
I bought a PS4 this morning, along with whatever games I found that seemed somehow interesting – even NBA2K16; clearly someone’s a bad influence on me. No need to even mention her name. Anyway, I got that at Fabray Toy Co and the new cashier who obviously knows shit about me asked “Is this an early Father’s Day gift for yourself?” Bitch, I ain’t a dad. Just because Father’s Day is this weekend it doesn’t mean every man out there is one and is buying something with that fucking day in mind. People are exhausting.
Great choice in system, it’s better than the Xbox One. If you like first person shooting games, I’d recommend Black Ops 3.