landh28

She/Her

[beastliness]

one thing I've long believed is that men should wear a shirt that's unbuttoned a slutty amount and a necklace that they can toy with seductively

[mythweaverarts]

boy do i have the man for you

[justsomeguycore]

my problem is i want somebody to love me madly and lust for me greatly and nothing else will do. but i’m really annoying and not that hot

[delicatepointofview]

— Louis for 102.7 KIIS FM

[louisarmpits]

[tommokat]

[landh28]

‼️PLEASE READ‼️

This is Mohammed and his three beautiful children. Their home is destroyed. They have no electricity, limited food and water and his children no longer have access to education.

They are currently trying to raise enough money to get out of Gaza. As of right now only $105 of the $40000 goal has been raised.

So if you see this, and you have the ability, please take a couple minutes to read Mohammed’s story and leave a donation.

If you can’t donate PLEASE PLEASE share and re-blog this so we can reach more people.

Donate to Help Mohammed's Family From Gaza Rebuild Their Lives, organized by Mohammed Abu Swierh

My name is Mohammad Salem Abu Swierh, a husband and father of… Mohammed Abu Swierh needs your support for Help Mohammed's Family From Gaza R

Mohammed⬇️

@mohammedswierh

[junk-thunder]

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

[jacaranda-bloom]

PEEPING

Written for the @wankersday Fic Fest​ | Explicit | 16k

Wanking | Teasing | NYE | Idiots falling in love | Domestic Fluff | Seduction Plans | Harry likes to watch and to be watched | So does Louis as it turns out...

Louis hates his job as an accountant and desperately wants to be a teacher. Of course, that would mean going back to uni, which he can’t afford if he wants to keep up the mortgage payments on his house. It’s Niall that suggests Louis gets a housemate. Harry is great around the house, loves cooking and cleaning, and everything is fine, lovely even. That is until Louis locks himself out of the house, and in his attempts to get inside, he stumbles upon Harry wanking to a video of Louis playing footy.

OR Louis has a thing for his housemate, Harry is under the impression that clothing around the house is an optional extra, and neither of them seem to be able to stop wanking long enough to get their shit together and admit their true feelings.

Read now on AO3

[loueh-oioi]

*Liam storms out of the room*

[letthemusicmoveyou28]

You Could Give That Aspirin the Headache of Its Life

Rating: Mature (3.6k)

Louis had once heard that the chances of being struck by lightning are 1 in 700,000. He wonders now, how those odds compare to randomly being seated next to your ex boyfriend on a 10 hour flight.

Honestly, if the universe is going to insist on ruining his life, he really would have preferred the lightning thing.

(Or the one where Louis is a football player who gets stuck on a flight with his ex-boyfriend Harry. The universe might be conspiring against him, or is it?)

Title and inspiration from Turn by The Wombats ft. Dagny

Read on AO3!

I wrote this ages ago but it’s one of my favorites so I’m posting it here :)

[mr-louist]

[mayfoxk8]

#this is some happily-married-for-years-you-still-don’t-know-how-to-use-our-blender-oh-my-god-i’m-committed-for-life-to-an-idiot chirping bull shit #like just transpose this image into a kitchen scene #some just-got-home-from-work teasing #harry’s making dinner #SLAVING away over some sauce #while their three school-age children do homework at the counter #then louis comes in #swipes his thumb through the pot for a taste #GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN #harry bellows #except he really means omg stay in my kitchen please stay in my life i want to keep you forever #but please do get your fingers the fuck out of my sauce #and maybe louis is like THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT ABOUT MY FINGERS #except he leans in and says it super quiet #because kids #and they’re both full of fond and affection #because they’ve been having variations on this conversation for yearssss #and somehow it never gets old (x)

[thesamerainbows-deactivated2025]

“I’m massively broody around babies! I’ve got four younger sisters, but I just love babies. I never had any pets when I was younger so I’m not really soft over animals, but my mum is a midwife, so I used to go and visit her at work and look at the babies.”

[28mindgames]

we can see in the afhf doc and in the bbcr1 video for the n1 in the uk how much the potus that louis has on that shelf has grown in one year

[28mindgames]

[justsomeguycore]

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

[justsomeguycore]

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

[justsomeguycore]

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

[pop-punklouis]

Idk who might need this but when I'm sad and need a laugh I just go on yt on the video of louis "explaining " his tattoos and read all the comments. Instant serotonin. 10/10 would recommend.

please stop i’m weak

[hldailyupdate]

“Melbourne, how we doing? This has always been a place that’s been incredibly special to tour, it’s about as far - hey, listen; it’s about as far as you can get really from where I grew up. So to be able to tour in these places - and not just to be able to tour; tour in rooms like this. The energy… It’s obviously something I’ll never ever take for granted.”

-Louis confiding in his crowd in Melbourne tonight.

Faith In The Future World Tour: Melbourne. (28 January 2024)

[louisupdates]

And to have the energy that you guys do, honestly… something I will never, ever take for granted. I'm a long, long way from home. Thank you as always for making me feel like I matter. I love you all!!

- Louis Tomlinson, FITFWT24: Melbourne [28.1.2024]

[louisupdates]

Louis Tomlinson sings Out Of My System, FITFWT24: Melbourne [28.1.2024] 📸 BlueNeptune