Pompeii: Dan runs away from civilization and becomes an alien in the desert
Things We Lost in the Fire: Dan is a part of a gang and has to kill his girlfriend bc she held up a bar, and Kyle helps by making it seem like a car accident
Bad Blood: Dan goes missing and drowns
Flaws: Dan’s dead but he gets to go to a theme park with a bunch of dead girls
Laura Palmer: Dan gets kidnapped and tortured, then develops Stockholm syndrome
Of the Night: Dan gets arrested
Good Grief: Dan can’t reach his girlfriend and his head is on the floor
Glory: Dan goes on car stealing spree with his (girl)friend as they drive around the American south and have a great time
Send Them Off!: Dan is a part of some cult
Blame: Dan is a part of another cult
World Gone Mad: Dan is a criminal and escapes arrest in a car crash and casually walks around downtown LA in a universe where fantasy creatures are real. Also, Will Smith is there
I Know You ft. Craig David: Dan and the band have a great time getting drunk and having fun at a club with Craig David and a bunch of other people. Very wholesome.
Quarter Past Midnight: Dan gets his hair shaved off and is left in an abandoned house, goes to a fun party, wakes up bleeding in a tub full of ice, wakes up in a Satanic circle (twice), hangs out with some drag queens, wakes up in a gross bathroom, gets bitch slapped, gets arrested, gets lost in a city
Doom Days: Dan gets a black eye
Those Nights: Dan is lamenting about one-night-stands on a moldy couch surrounded by half-naked, unconscious people
Joy: The band and Bim have a great time singing around London. Adorable to say the least.
Bad Decisions: Dan is a doctor with really bad hair who advises people to kill other people that they see themself in, who gets killed by Dan as a waiter, who gets killed by Dan as a criminal, who gets killed by Dan as an old man, who gets killed by Dan as a psychic
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