Dear Blank

Laughin' like it worksBleeding like it don't hurtKnock you off your feetEven if you need meTear you apart and I hate how I need you

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

If I'm being completely honest, I stopped listening to you like three minutes ago. Did I miss anything important?

[britt-faces-deactivated20141227]

That I called you judgmental?

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

One of the most. Never been the most of something. 

[wanderingxcharlie-deactivated20]

October’s great.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

For white girls and Starbucks employees.

[britt-faces-deactivated20141227]

And here I thought I was one of the most judgmental people in town.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

Thank you. I'm flattered, really.

[wanderingxcharlie-deactivated20]

And sweaters and cold and sickness.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

And pumpkins and crowded Starbucks.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

It is officially the season of white girls and over excited teenagers.

[little-faithy]

I find everything in your life interesting.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

You don't know everything in my life..

[little-faithy]

Little bit.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

But how?

[timid-remy-littleton-blog]

*humming the Powerpuff Girls theme song*

[timid-remy-littleton-blog]

For f-fun?

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

Is it actually fun, though?

[timid-remy-littleton-blog]

*humming the Powerpuff Girls theme song*

[timid-remy-littleton-blog]

Wh-Why wh-what?

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

The humming.

[little-faithy]

Interesting. Very interesting.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

Not really..

[timid-remy-littleton-blog]

*humming the Powerpuff Girls theme song*

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

Why?

[little-faithy]

That’s why I told you and not some random from the government.

Ethan? Really? Talk to me, tell me about Ethan. Come on.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

Exactly.

Ethan. Uh... He's been my best friend for about... Five years, I think. Or six. Whenever I was fourteen. Yeah, five years.

[little-faithy]

I am good at informing people of things.

Maybe you should use that greatness to invite someone on a date because I would love to see you with a boyfriend.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

The best, really.

*laughs* I'll be sure to tell you the next time Ethan and I are together, then.

[little-faithy]

I guess you just had to figure out how to learn it on your own.

Oh I’m sure you’re great at them.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

Well good thing I have you to inform me on such things.

*laughs sarcastically* So great.

[little-faithy]

Obviously. I thought you would’ve been first to know.

What can I say, I’m just great at invitations.

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

I'm surprised that I missed out on learning that.

Beter than me, at least.

[little-faithy]

It’s common knowledge though.

Fine but I’ve spent the last few days alone with a baby and a depressing teenage boy at least eat with me?

[landonfosterbiatch-blog]

Oh, it is? I must have missed that.

What a romantic invitation. But yeah, why not..