That’s so cute, Chico. You’re so cute! No no shame, I am not one for it. I am no one’s mommy. I’ll let that slide today, but say that again and I’ll call you Daddy in front of the misses. Don’t play with me. No! You can’t go on a honeymoon with a baby, no. I know someone who would be happy to watch the little one. How old is he? You look so young, too young to have a baby. You and the misses deserve to have your own fun, fun without tiddy bit.
I’d like to think she would laugh if you did that, but she’s more likely to punch me, and floor you. So neither of us win in that situation. I mean, we could. It would be more of a holiday. He’s one. And like, no offence, and I’m sure your friends are lovely, but I’m just wary about leaving him for more than a few hours with someone we don’t know very well.













