This is just my bullshit

Thanks for swinging by though!

[thatdude-noah]

Rupert: Welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

Amir: Bees?

Rupert: HE PICKED THE BEES!!

Cecily: *angrily shakes jars of bees*

Amir: wAIT

[cowboy-creature]

Rupert: I don’t like girls only dragons

Amir: *exists*

Rupert: I don’t like girls only beautiful and very fit boys that can definitely drag me with their bare anything and dragons

[oftheflamingheart]

Prince Amir: Oh you know. The usual. I was trained in; riding, archery, sword, rapier, dagger, spears, lances, axes, ropes, lassos, maces, shields, catapults, battering rams, hand-to-hand combat, science, mathematics, history, astronomy, oration, law, ethics, biology, commerce, and a smattering of the classical languages

Prince Rupert:

[kur0ji]

I just had to do this

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

Me: hm on this day, oct. 12, I think I will have a good time

@marsoid :

[lexchristina1999-deactivated202]

book title: They Both Die At the End

both characters: die at the end

me:

[apocryph0n]

me reading they both die at the end, well aware of the title: ::)))))

me finishing they both die at the end, well aware of the title:

[homoaquaticus]

mateo and rufus are dead and so am i

[ethanhatesohio-blog]

The stove.

The stove? The fucking stove!!

[homoaquaticus]

me on page 328 of a book called “they both die at the end”: hmm…..maybe they’ll live

[nezumionice]

Rufus: is something burning?

Mateo: just my desire for you <3

Rufus: mateo the kettle is on fire-

[u-shaped-skyscraper-blog]

Rufus Emeterio 10:36 p.m.

[krekdon]

here lies mateo, he lived for everyone.

[robobee]

me: finishes tbdate 

me:

[kwonhozhi]

me: reads They Both Die At The End

me:

[appleflona]

u ever think about how mateo didn’t want to go outside because he was scared of dying but he ended up overcoming his fear and then died at home anyway :(

[bastardlevel1000]

Crying over Mateo Torrez